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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Jun 25, 2012
*hides behind table*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jun 26, 2012
*hides behind convenient bomb proof table with the others*
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Jun 26, 2012
Dammit, peer pressure!
*hides behind table with others, still holding the bomb*
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Jul 6, 2012
We should be safe back here...
...
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8584330 Posted Jul 6, 2012
* returns from a parallel universe where the petard's explosion led to a chain of events that culminated in the destruction of time and space *
*yanks the fuse out of Interspark's petard*
Sorry, dude. 
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Jul 8, 2012
Not to worry, isn't the first time i've been blown to atoms, and it won't be the last 
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8584330 Posted Jul 16, 2012
Indeed. Cats with only their nine lives must be envious of you.
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Jul 16, 2012
I mock them greatly, i mean, so doomsday device worth it's salt will take away any fewer than 12 lives! Of course everyone knows that cockroaches have 816 lives, but damn, it's pretty sweet to be immortal
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Sep 10, 2012
Yes, it's pretty sweet to have an immortal friend to experiment on 
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Sep 10, 2012
better scientists have tried! 
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Sep 11, 2012
You're right.
Here, have this trophy for least easily experimented PIIB member
...
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Sep 11, 2012
least easily experimented on* member of the PIIB
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Sep 12, 2012
Yay! This will go nicely with my 'Most Destructions of the universe', 'Most Attempts on Kipper's Life' and 'Most Deaths from Pavlova Poisoning' trophoes
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Sep 14, 2012
HEEEYYY! Wait a minute! What are my intestines doing wrapped around that lamp? I could have sworn I left those inside me...
*realises he's a disembodied head*
Dammit persephone! You blew up my trophie! 
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8584330 Posted Sep 15, 2012
Could we go back to something Interspark mentioned just before the explosion? What was that about Pavlova Poisoning?
*puts down dessert fork*
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Sep 15, 2012
Yeah, like alchohol poisoning, turns out, too much of anything will kill ya.
... On a side note, I poisoned the Pavlova
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8584330 Posted Sep 15, 2012
denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance.
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No fair!
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8584330 Posted Sep 15, 2012
Take 2:
The Five Stages of Being Offed By Interspark, Again!
(Denial) Oh, no! 
Not again!
(Anger) Interspark, you 
(Bargaining) Is there an antidone? 
(Depression) No fair!
(Acceptance) Bye-bye! 
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