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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Feb 20, 2013
Hmmmm, that's an interesting thought. I'll have to do an in depth scientific study.
*tries to stick magnet to penguin*
*magnet falls to floor*
Nope, they must be Zebra-Pigeon hybrids. A result of genetic experimentation for sure.
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Pastey Posted Feb 20, 2013
But what about bio-tech? No metal involved in that so the magnet wouldn't stick.
And I swear that one's been looking at me funny while I've been here.
Look! It just turned away when I said that! It's listening to us!!
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8584330 Posted Feb 20, 2013
She may be busy in the lab, perfecting the sentient pavlova.
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8584330 Posted Feb 20, 2013
Take it back, she's here. But what's that giant growling dessert, then?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Feb 20, 2013
sorry I tried to make some cake....
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8584330 Posted Feb 20, 2013
Your cake appears to be reaching for something...
Nice cake, good cake.
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Feb 21, 2013
Honestly, do I have to do everything around here?
*straps unessecerily large bomb to shifty penguin and throws it out the window.*
We don't allow penguins to live if they provoke us in any way whatsoever! Protocol! Come on!
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8584330 Posted Feb 21, 2013
What do you have against the penguins? They used to bring us snacks and beverages.
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Feb 21, 2013
Yes! And in return, they live! Seriously HN, how can you have worked here for so long and not understand the dynamics of the relationship we have with them?
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Feb 26, 2013
*returns covered in pavlova blood*
Sometimes I feel sorry for the penguins, then I remember that we're doing an important job that benefits them... we investigate...er...stuff
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Feb 27, 2013
Yeah, I mean, if it weren't for us, then the penguins would... I mean they'd have to... DAMMIT, WHERE'S THAT PENGUIN WITH MY PAVLOVA!?
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8584330 Posted Feb 27, 2013
Look, I remember the big battle back at Thingite Headquarters as well as any 
-wielding patriot, but there's a time to fight it out, and there's a time for hideous animal experimentation, and there's a time to forge a new future together.
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Feb 27, 2013
*Combs hair with a comb made from a penguins spine*
Sorry, I'm not entirely sure I was following your point there... This is a time for experimentation, right? 
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Mar 5, 2013
It's always time for experimentation
Which reminds me
*pulls sinister looking bundle of metal and wires out of pocket*
hold still please
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Mar 6, 2013
What? Oh right, ok. You know what? I'm a bit busy so I'm just gonna kill myself and you can experiment on me while I go about my daily business.
*Commits seppuku*
Bye!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 7, 2013
*sigh*
sometimes I think he just does it for the attention
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interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB Posted Mar 7, 2013
Whatever happened to "Respect for the dead"!?
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Pastey Posted Mar 7, 2013
I'm actually working on a little project at the moment, are we able to look into using the penguins as a power source? There's been a distinct lack of hampsters recently.
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