A Conversation for The Penguin Intergalactic Investigation Bureau

The Iced Bun

Post 3261

Peanut

well I didn't claim to be a pacifist, but yeah, just the same as it is when it comes to picking up a pickled egg, these things take their toll


The Iced Bun

Post 3262

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

You know, I would have been a hippy if I weren't a geek, and if I were niether of those things, I'd be a goth. Goths are cool...

smiley - cheesecake


The Iced Bun

Post 3263

Peanut

can't you be a gothic smiley - geek?


The Iced Bun

Post 3264

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

Not so much. One has to be at least 70% one before embracing any aspects of the other. For example, I have an extreemley gothic friend who loves Lord of the Rings.

smiley - cheesecake


The Iced Bun

Post 3265

Peanut

or a hippy smiley - geek come to that


The Iced Bun

Post 3266

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

At the last count, I'm 85% geek, 10% hippy and 5% goth.

smiley - cheesecake


The Iced Bun

Post 3267

Peanut

I'm ginger, wurzel, Jedi Knight, hippy chick who is rubbish at home baking

I also have seriously smiley - cool eyebrows that can quell preschoolers or teenagers in their tracks smiley - raisedeyebrow

also it seems penguins , have you still not figured out how to call them off yet?


The Iced Bun

Post 3268

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

I'll call them again...

...

Ehh, still not answering, here, have this penguin-repelling spray. What's Wurzel? smiley - erm

smiley - cheesecake


The Iced Bun

Post 3269

Peanut

*takes penguin repellant spray*

for testing, I'm sorry to be so suspicious, but you know with the killing and all

my eyebrows are holding up, for now smiley - erm

Wurzel,I come from the south west of england, could you not tell by my accent?


The Iced Bun

Post 3270

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

Ah yes, how very silly of me...

smiley - cheesecake


The Iced Bun

Post 3271

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

So what kind of hippy are you, anyway? You're not one of those hippies that expects everyone else to be hippies and then resents it when they're not, are ypu? I often struggle with not being one of "those" vegetarians.

smiley - cheesecake


The Iced Bun

Post 3272

Peanut

cor,blimey is this sort of grilling usual for someone who hasn't applied for a job smiley - winkeye

I'm not even vegetarian, what sort of vegetarian are you?

I hold nvda, (non-violent direct action) close to my smiley - love which is why I am kinda adverse to the whole killing thing

still if comes to self protection or protection of others, like I said you wouldn't want me to call on my patronus smiley - zoom

and my eyebrows are smiley - cool and my braids pretty and solstices and equinoxes are celebrations in my calander, as a mark of respect not spiritual


The Iced Bun

Post 3273

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

Ah, how nice. smiley - biggrin I'm a vegetarian, as in not vegan and not pescitarian, or "semi-vegitarian" as some annoying people call them. That's like calling someone who only beats up annoying people on alternate days a semi-pacifist.

smiley - cheesecake


The Iced Bun

Post 3274

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

Since you've mentioned it so much, what shape in your patronus? Mine's a smiley - cat

smiley - cheesecake


The Iced Bun

Post 3275

Peanut

honey smiley - badger

but really I am a very peaceful person smiley - zen


The Iced Bun

Post 3276

Peanut

honestly I am

and to be fair it is good protection, everyone takes the first warning as good call,to be the running away from,

I have never had to do do any harm...


The Iced Bun

Post 3277

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

Good for you. ^_^ I like to keep it non-violent too. Which is ironic when you consoder that my job is to Captain the dreaded Cheesecake of Death...

smiley - cheesecake


The Iced Bun

Post 3278

Peanut

well there is that, can we call a truce for tonight, given that it h2g2 birthday smiley - pggb

I promise not to let off honey smiley - badger in self defense, if you could just point those penguins in the vague direction of the kitchen...

yours not mine obviously, just in case anyone would blame me for accidental deaths or such like


The Iced Bun

Post 3279

interspark- undisputed head of the PIIB

Deal. You, know, it just occured to me to use the penguin self destruct on those assassins!

*reveals a large console in the wall with thousands of buttons on it. Presses several buttons, each one causing a penguin to explode.*

One of these is the assassins... Oh what the hell...

*waves arms all over the keyboard and flails over the buttons randomlry*

That probably got 'em.

smiley - cheesecake


The Iced Bun

Post 3280

Peanut

ok well stop with the flailing, I'm sure they have got the message what with my eyebrows and your button pressing.

What would like to drink to toast h2g2, my baking is rubbish but my home made liquors are seriously good

my soft drinks are equally good and I can be trusted with snacks


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