h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well I didn't claim to be a pacifist, but yeah, just the same as it is when it comes to picking up a pickled egg, these things take their toll

You know, I would have been a hippy if I weren't a geek, and if I were niether of those things, I'd be a goth. Goths are cool...

can't you be a gothic ?

Not so much. One has to be at least 70% one before embracing any aspects of the other. For example, I have an extreemley gothic friend who loves Lord of the Rings.

or a hippy come to that

At the last count, I'm 85% geek, 10% hippy and 5% goth.

I'm ginger, wurzel, Jedi Knight, hippy chick who is rubbish at home baking

I also have seriously eyebrows that can quell preschoolers or teenagers in their tracks

also it seems penguins , have you still not figured out how to call them off yet?

I'll call them again...

...

Ehh, still not answering, here, have this penguin-repelling spray. What's Wurzel?

*takes penguin repellant spray*

for testing, I'm sorry to be so suspicious, but you know with the killing and all

my eyebrows are holding up, for now

Wurzel,I come from the south west of england, could you not tell by my accent?

Ah yes, how very silly of me...

So what kind of hippy are you, anyway? You're not one of those hippies that expects everyone else to be hippies and then resents it when they're not, are ypu? I often struggle with not being one of "those" vegetarians.

cor,blimey is this sort of grilling usual for someone who hasn't applied for a job

I'm not even vegetarian, what sort of vegetarian are you?

I hold nvda, (non-violent direct action) close to my which is why I am kinda adverse to the whole killing thing

still if comes to self protection or protection of others, like I said you wouldn't want me to call on my patronus

and my eyebrows are and my braids pretty and solstices and equinoxes are celebrations in my calander, as a mark of respect not spiritual

Ah, how nice. I'm a vegetarian, as in not vegan and not pescitarian, or "semi-vegitarian" as some annoying people call them. That's like calling someone who only beats up annoying people on alternate days a semi-pacifist.

Since you've mentioned it so much, what shape in your patronus? Mine's a

honey

but really I am a very peaceful person

honestly I am

and to be fair it is good protection, everyone takes the first warning as good call,to be the running away from,

I have never had to do do any harm...

Good for you. ^_^ I like to keep it non-violent too. Which is ironic when you consoder that my job is to Captain the dreaded Cheesecake of Death...

well there is that, can we call a truce for tonight, given that it h2g2 birthday

I promise not to let off honey in self defense, if you could just point those penguins in the vague direction of the kitchen...

yours not mine obviously, just in case anyone would blame me for accidental deaths or such like

Deal. You, know, it just occured to me to use the penguin self destruct on those assassins!

*reveals a large console in the wall with thousands of buttons on it. Presses several buttons, each one causing a penguin to explode.*

One of these is the assassins... Oh what the hell...

*waves arms all over the keyboard and flails over the buttons randomlry*

That probably got 'em.

ok well stop with the flailing, I'm sure they have got the message what with my eyebrows and your button pressing.

What would like to drink to toast h2g2, my baking is rubbish but my home made liquors are seriously good

my soft drinks are equally good and I can be trusted with snacks