h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[sea] what?! that's it?!?!

Emar! How are you you old sonofagun? I havent seen you since last I had a cheese dream, and even then you had a few more appendegaes*

Emar: Ummmmh... well, assuming YK and Darkman actually stopped the galaxy's imminent destruction, there, then I'm quite well, actually. If not, then I'm doomed as usual.

[YK] Hey, I didn't do it! At least, not yet ... I think ...

[Link] It was me.

[YK] ... Right! So I won't, either!

[Mog] Gee, ain't time travel fun?

Hey Emar, at long last you have returned!

Zeb: Yes, yes... Emar is back... fabulous... now, let's all go back to taking him for granted and and pay attention to Zeb again... hey, guys... guys?...







Zeb: Okay... fine... I'll just be over here... destroying the galaxy... if you need me...

* the penguin digs his way out of the pile of bits of control panel that he got buried under when Link blew it up *

[Penguin] Goodness! I shall have to have a shower, I think. Who's that?

* he points at Emar *

Ohhh, the exploding link trick, I've seen that a thousand times before!

[Link] I didn't blow up -- except inasmuch as I blew up the QED's functionality ...

Look, it says "Link blew _it_ up", not "Link blew up"... that would be really icky, wouldn't it?

MaW, have you NO sense of humor?

Emar: Oh, uh... Hi, Mr... Penguin... thing. Allow me to introduce myself: I am Emar, the Flying Misfit, famed circus acrobat, and creator of Zeb and Dimmy. I was a longtime resident of the original H2G2, but got lost somewhere in time and space during its collapse. I have now returned.

[Mog] Kupo!

Krymla! Give yourself up! It's no use trying to escape! We have you this time!

*strikes a pose*

damn I love this heroing thing

[YK] You can say that again, but don't. Er, Mackenzie seems to be regaining consciousness, so I'll tend to her ...

[Mackenzie] One thing's for sure: Affy doesn't need to worry about any of YK's characters being too powerful anymore!

[Janine] Except Liz.

[Link] Yeah, but after her Initiation she'll say that KL can keep her powers once she gets a Class Change enhancement ...

[Mog] He'll keep 'em, all right: he'll keep them /safe/ from any heroes OR villains who get some funny ideas.

Zeb(not looking up from his futile task): "Powers"?? "Funny ideas"?? Could you be a little more specific about this, Mog?

That was supposed to be funny, YK? I'm British - maybe that's got something to do with it. Anyone British here who can explain it to me? I know we're supposed to have a strange sense of humour...

Emar, nice to see someone who found their way back after so long! I hope Rupert wasn't too dismal for you.


[Penguin] Greetings, Emar. I am a Penguin from the Ministry of Magecraft, assisting these heroes in saving the galaxy. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some more electronic equipment to wreck.

* he starts throwing fireballs at anything vaguely intact that looks like it might have something to do with controlling the QED *

[Mog] No, I couldn't. It's in a different forum that has nothing to do with me.

[YK] Er, KL's removed Liz's powers for her initiation into STUMPED, which is Hercules-type Tasks. And some unforeseen things are happening. [cough, cough]

Zeb: Sooooo... you're saying that her "powers" are movable objects, commodities that could conceivably be acquired and wielded by someone else? Like... oh, I don't know... a smallish insectivore, perhaps??



Zeb: THANK yoooooouuu... You know, it's been a while since I been to the initiation forum. I think I should go and... uh... VISIT the ol' place... HEY EMAR!! I'm headin' out to the STUMPED Initiation-Thingie! You wanna come with?

Emar: Uh, will this involve interdeminsional transport?

Zeb(opening Necronomicon): Yeah, probably.

Emar: No.

Zeb(creating portal into the void): Suit yourself, loser. Come on, Dimmy!



Dimmy(jumping into portal): WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........!

Emar: ...I REALLY did not feel the need to hurl myself through the Planes of Existence again... I gotta get a car. Anyway, since Zeb and Dimmy have left, I guess that leaves only you guys to converse with. Anybody wanna hear the obligatory story of my adventure through the Multiverse?

Random villains/heroes (in sequence): No. NO. Nnnno. ...noo... no. (no). nO. No. NO. Nnnno. ...noo... no. (no). nO. No. NO. Nnnno. ...noo... no. (no). nO.

Emar: Tough luck...