h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Since examining:
Emus are very tall birds.
Don't exclaim at them.

Next: phosphates, shrimp, and hockey

Lochinvar can not,
and should know by reading back
in order follow

(please watch what you post)

Next: Grace, Grass, and Glass...

He fights with such grace,
but due to his jaw of glass
he keeps eating grass.

Next: CTRL-ALT-DEL, Christina Aguilera and fog

I tried to down-load
Christina Aguilera
the screen had pixles

I tried to print it
the ink smeered her like in fog
it was terrible

the printer was jammed
computer overload - quick!
CTRL-ALT-DEL!

(I hope you dont mind the tripplate, but it kind of makes a story. I put my favorite hiaku from this conversation on my personal page.)

Next: paper spindles, salt, and Xina Warrior Princess (I hope you get that show in Europe)

I don't watch Xena
Salt is good but what the heck
are paper spindles

I don't watch Xena
Salt is good but what the heck
are paper spindles

Next: Watermelon, ALF(you all remember that show, right?), night clubs

I don't watch Xena
Salt is good but what the heck
are paper spindles

Next: Watermelon, ALF(you all remember that show, right?), night clubs

Sorry, thought I caught it before the first one posted, and then my computer went s*****c and posted the corrected version twice

Melmac dancer, Where
have you been? Eating cats
like hairy melons.

Next: ink pens, swiss cheese, and lounge singers.

This ballpoint pen was
Used to order some swiss cheese
For a lounge singer

Next topics: cake, jelly and cream

Jelly, beef, and cream
Make an interesting but
horrid tasting cake

Next:Turkeys, soccer, God

Thunderous Flonk, god,
Overseer of soccer,
Was late thanksgiving

Next: The musical OLIVER!, milk, and lamp-posts.

Hi guys; sorry I haven't stuck my head on this conversation for a while, I know I must've missed a whole bunch of new haiku-ers. RL has has hit me really hard, and I really don't have time to wade through the backlog. So please do me a favour. If you'd like your name added to the page, would you please go to the conversation on this page that I've set up for requests, and put a link to your haiku there? That way, I'll be able to track you down easily.

Thanks

Can I have some more?
sang Olly, draining his milk,
under the lamp-post.

Next: slugs, staples and teabags

You are so evil!
How could you staple those poor
slugs to used teabags!

Next: Czar Nicholas, St. Croix, and a baked potato.
(And make it really original!)

Pigs go in boxes
when they have injured themselves
and they need x-rays

sneeze, shower, cool

I sneezed in the bath
The boogers were warm and green
and elastic, cool!

Next: Czar Nicholas, St. Croix, and a baked potato.
(And make it really original!)

Romanovs escaped
resting by St Croix campfires
baking potatoes.

*determined to see this one tackled weren't you George *

Next: gardening, supernova, banjo

Moonlight on banjo
Here in the Garden of Life
Oooh! Supernovas...

Next: Twigs, spiders, and fiberglass insulation.

You wake up. It is pitch black>

Rectal exams cause
Trumpeted exclamations,
Like emus mating.

Next up: chimneys, varnish and spiders