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Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted May 30, 2001
This ninja drives a
Lada which was severely
Crushed by crazy cows.
NT: Capoiera, the Big Pineapple and Foot-and-mouth disease
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted May 30, 2001
Capoiera got scrapie
from eating Big Pineapples
from antartica
Nest: Eggs, Kegs, and always the dreggs.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
platypus (2 is lost in the wilderness- talk to me instead) Posted Jun 1, 2001
fried eggs, stale kegs,smoke
old friends,new noise, up all night
life's always the dregs
next: Kites, motorbikes, fish
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
platypus (2 is lost in the wilderness- talk to me instead) Posted Jun 1, 2001
fried eggs, stale kegs,smoke
old friends,new noise, up all night
life's always the dregs
next: Kites, motorbikes, fish
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jun 1, 2001
Kite strung upon bike,
Racing the roads, it flies
Like fish through water.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jun 1, 2001
next topics: forgetfullness, eyes, karma
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 1, 2001
didn't use my eyes
forgetfulness i guess so
Karma I forget
Next topic; bondage, penguins, cheese
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jun 1, 2001
Cheese is beaten milk,
Bondage is beating another,
Penguins beat the waves.
nt: moisture, sand, spice
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Jun 1, 2001
When you're making soup
It's not a good idea to
use sand as a spice
Next:F16 fighter jets, bologna, the Kraken
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jun 1, 2001
With F16?thread=With F16?thread=With F16?thread=With F16?thread=With F16 jets, and Poised to bomb bologna the Kraken want peace. Hmm, next topics: harmonics, harps, hearts
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 1, 2001
The Queen of Hearts, she
Played her harp in the Great Hall
Deadly Harmonics
Next: Campfire songs, grisled old prospectors, and the great state of Texas
(This one kind of writes itself. Do you have any suggestions on which recent Haiku I should put on my page? If you're new, I put the best haiku from here into my Zen Garden every month or so.)
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 1, 2001
In texas grizzled
campfire songs do prospectors
sing in to the night
Next topic; bridges, sausages, battlestar galactica.....
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jun 1, 2001
Yearning for black gold,
Singing as the flames die down,
Texas dusk inspires.
(Every month huh? Thats a lot of haiku 
. Will have a look.)
nt: foreboding, relief, eagle.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 1, 2001
In the foreboding
Chasm of our lives I found
great birds of relief
Next: Eagle, Eager, and Edgar.
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jun 1, 2001
Eagerly eagles,
Entertain edgar eating,
Elephantine eels.
nt: spoons, smiles, smoothnes
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 1, 2001
Smiles all on my face
because Spoon dips in smoothness
of chockalate moose!
Next picnic; chairs, watches, war.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jun 1, 2001
face of my watch says,
time to end ergonomic
war of comfy chairs.
(One of my faves is Posting 140 - crude in content, but stylisticly pure, and hilarious)
nt: typos, freudian slips, messy.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 1, 2001
oh mESSy typoS!
thESE frEUdian SlipS, plagUE mE
a Shift bEcomES S**t.
Next: Green Beans, Stars, and Spatulas...
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 1, 2001
Green Beans like the Stars,
I want to scoop up with my
Spatulas, for fun!
Next topic; beer, pogo sticks, and knickers...
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jun 1, 2001
Drunk kilted scotsman,
Whilst po-going on pub crawls,
Do not show knickers 
.
Next topic: penalty, person, potatoe
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- 161: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (May 30, 2001)
- 162: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (May 30, 2001)
- 163: platypus (2 is lost in the wilderness- talk to me instead) (Jun 1, 2001)
- 164: platypus (2 is lost in the wilderness- talk to me instead) (Jun 1, 2001)
- 165: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Jun 1, 2001)
- 166: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Jun 1, 2001)
- 167: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 1, 2001)
- 168: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Jun 1, 2001)
- 169: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Jun 1, 2001)
- 170: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Jun 1, 2001)
- 171: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 1, 2001)
- 172: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 1, 2001)
- 173: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Jun 1, 2001)
- 174: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 1, 2001)
- 175: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Jun 1, 2001)
- 176: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 1, 2001)
- 177: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Jun 1, 2001)
- 178: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 1, 2001)
- 179: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 1, 2001)
- 180: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Jun 1, 2001)
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