h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Mr. Tuber Head,
A potato person, would
Pay the penalty.

NEXT: The US, the UK, and these two countries separated by a common language.

I fear elephant.
I wont stuff stuff in the trunk.
Al-u-min-i-um.

Mr. Tuber Head,
A potato person, would
Pay the penalty.

NEXT: The US, the UK, and these two countries separated by a common language.

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I fear elephant.
I wont stuff stuff in the trunk.
Al-u-min-i-um.


was reply to uk/usa/words thing.

But I see I left out a next topic, which would confuse things, sorry

nt: repentance, sincerity, suspicion.

I have suspicion
For repentance I dont think
it has sincerity.

NT; drugs, apples, satisfaction.

After painful drugs,
Doctors should prescribe apples:
Patient satisfied.

NT: oil, boring, and flood.

Boring in the ground,
I found oil and caused a flood!
Oops, I struck a pipe.

NT: mice, universities, professors.

Men should realise,mice
Are proffesors in uni-
Versity of Life.

(so many spare syllables to play around with )

nt: tinker, soldier, beggar

Mice are professors:
University of Life,
Not mankind silly.

(thats a bit better)

nt: tinker, soldier, beggar

Soldier wakes up late,
Put on KP, begs tinker
"Please, sir, fix my clock"
(for Brits who don't watch american army movies, KP is Kitchen Patrol, at least I think the P stands for Patrol, and it involves peeling potatos and other vegetables as a form of punishment)

Next: kosher food, Martians, Submarines

Martians have landed!
Spaceship sank beneath the waves.
Oops! Gorged on bagels.

Next: rubber plants, torture and lemurs

Ants, doomed to lift the
rubber-tree would sooner be
eaten by lemurs.

next: two-way pagers, prom dresses, inspirational quotes

*Zap* to a pager
In prom dress reads funny quote
Her reply "You're late!"

Next: Awls, the Bells, and Whistles.

Making holes easy,
Does not need bells and whistles,
Just use awls, not drills.

nt: Ressurection, sleep, thread

I went to sleep with
A needle in my left hand
I rose again. Ouch.

NT: Kippers, Jam Sandwiches, Cholera

Cholera cant cure,
Jam-kipper sandwich cravings,
But it can stop them.

nt: Moods, swings, roundabouts

I turned round-about
noon, summer moods were spinning
I was hit by swing

Next: The RMS Titanic, Captain Blie, and Guido Fawkes.

Blie did not sink the
titanic, was ice. Fawkes failed
To sink the commons.

(It's been awful quite around here today I'm afraid George - seedlings for your garden a bit thin on ground )

nt: wall, lion, ass.