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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Jun 11, 2001
Toads eat my tulips
I wish that they would pack up
and move somewhere else
Fore, four, for
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Jun 11, 2001
Too many simulposts, brain overloading
A slow painful death
caused by cigarettes, cancer,
or by simulposts
burritos, Sacremental wine( the kind used to bless things), toboggans
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Metal Chicken Posted Jun 11, 2001
This simulposting lark is getting silly 
Four cigarettes smoked
'fore cancer strikes for our sins
killing us slowly
Next: saxophones, marine iguanas and a pentangle
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 11, 2001
Some saxophonists
And five marine iguanas
All became Wiccans
Next: Glue, fans, and Japanese pottery
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Metal Chicken Posted Jun 11, 2001
*Will you do mine if I do your yours? 
Floury pancakes washed
Down with holy chardonnay
help toboggan runs
Next : saxophones, marine iguanas, a pentangle
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Metal Chicken Posted Jun 11, 2001
Fast spinning fan blades
slipped and damaged ancient urns.
Try out that new glue.
Next: synchronicity, tsunamis, snails
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 11, 2001
Oh, if only they,
Tsunamis, could be slower
With equal spaces
Next: Catnip, an Egyptian Urn, and $2.50 an hour.(I don't get it)
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jun 11, 2001
Catnip salesmen earn,
two dollars fifty per unit:
They sell by the Urn.
nt: Romans, viaducts, medicine,
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 11, 2001
The Roman doctors
Favor enemas for cures
viaducts are used
Next: Pot, Pottery, and Potential Disaster
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jun 11, 2001
Smoking cannabis,
Potters wheel turning quickly,
Clay scatter danger.
nt: flings, pharoe, throat
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Metal Chicken Posted Jun 11, 2001
Tired Roman soldiers
Built 10 mile-long viaduct
After popping pills
Next : Microwave ovens, Diamonds, blindfolds
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 11, 2001
Microwave flings hot
"blindfolded diamonds"(Pork Rolls)
Hit pharoe in throat
Next: Cat-woman, farts, and Dianna Rigg.
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jun 11, 2001
Dianna Rigg farts,
Cat-Woman sings with buttocks,
Who mentioned farting 
.
nt: dance, rain, clarity of thought
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Phreako Posted Jun 11, 2001
Dancing in the rain
Having lots of fun will cause
clarity of thought
Next: Spring water, bridge, car
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jun 11, 2001
The gulf between men,
May be bridged by new transport:
Water powered car?
nt: Kyoto, emmisions, badness
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Phreako Posted Jun 11, 2001
Down in Kyoto
The bad emmisions do stink
Something must be done
Next: Revolt, hamsters, smell
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jun 12, 2001
Revolting hamsters,
Smell rats in their government,
But cant see the tails....
nt: a sense of your choice, longing, ground
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iaoth Posted Jun 12, 2001
I can see the Earth.
It's way down there, I'm up here.
I want to go home...
Next: Japanese, dogs, celery
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Phreako Posted Jun 12, 2001
Japanese dogs like
To eat bright pink celery
Because it is good
Next: sky, clouds, rainbow
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jun 12, 2001
Without sky no clouds,
Without clouds no fair rainbows,
Without all, joyless.
nt: head, falling, music
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