Welcome to the Castle Umlaut

This is the Castle Umlaut. We are currently renovating (having the tapestries cleaned1 and such), but we hope to be back in service soon. Stop back often for a food throwing2, song singing3, Ostrogoth whupping4 good time.

We apologize for the delay.

1And deloused!2Cheese Log throws every other Thursday3Ringo Starr lookalike contests every third Monday following national holidays!4Franz der Fledermaus versus all challengers every second Friday, after the 19th of every month except those containing the letter 'l' or 't'


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