h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've never tried to blow up banan leavess, but i guess that makes sense

*Begins picking the leaves off the banana trees..*

Seems like a strange way to make money. It's almost too easy. *Leaps backward banging into Kes and the barfridge when a big branch turns out to be a gigantic snake with big snarley fangs and little beady eyes. The snake hisses in a maelevolent manner, as though it were pissed off at being poked and mistaken for a banana tree branch.*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Falls over Pierce's pegleg and lands on Linus. Keeps trying to *

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*mari-rae is followed by a ning badger shouting "A Snake! A Snake!"*

dang, that's a big one. i wouldn't like to pick up a fight with the mongoose (mongeese?) on this 'ere planet

Mari, it is probably a lot easier to run when you are on your feet, rather than on me

i would have thought you were used to being down under

*Leaps up and runs into the undergrowth.*

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I don't like snakes



*Trips, falls down a deep hole and lands hard.* Ooompf!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Help! *Looks around* It's a tunnel! I fell down! Help!

*inspects the hole closely*

aye. either a tunnel - or a worm hole...

*also inspecting*

Big worm!

people have said worse things to me...


Well, it doesn't look like we are on Dune...

*Stands, hands on hips, looking at the circle of light above her with three heads silhouetted.*

C'mon guys... it's dark and damp and dirty down here.

What was that? *Looking around and not able to see a thing in the gloom.* I thought I heard something...

ssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssSSSSSSSSSsssssssSSSSSSSsssss...

*Finishes removing beer bottle top with his teeth*

Sorry about that - not too much spray, I hope.

()

*jumps into the hole - and accidentally lands on top of mari-rae*

oops,

say, why is there a large steel-enforced, concrete door over in that corner

*Throws the barfridge down into the hole, prior to jumping in*

Oops! Sorry!

no problem, kes, she can take it

mari-rae

er, mari-rae?

*mixes gammel dansk and koskenkorva and holds it under mari-raes nose*

The barfridge is OK, isn't it?

it does have anti grav so it should be fine

Mmmmmmoorfff- PUH! Gerroff!

*Climbs out from under the pile and kicks at Pierce. Hits his peg leg* OW!

*Opens the barfridge and quickly mixes a nice large for herself.*

Which large door were you talking about? I don't see a door down here. Oh! that door! It really is a very big door isn't it? *Gazes up*

i'm afraid it's even bigger than the great gates of kiev

maybe this is the secret hideout of the s?