A Conversation for Deimos (BFG HQ.)
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Kumabear Started conversation Nov 17, 2000
*as the Bfg's strut down the busy Deimosian avenue in search of new weapons the observe the crater pocked street wit an air of satisfaction. Kuma threatens an elderly woman with a flash of teeth and recieves a crack on his snout in return*
OW!
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Nov 17, 2000
Doesn't have quite the same effect without the large arsenal to back it up 
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Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted Nov 17, 2000
But it seems to do the trick for the lady
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Nov 17, 2000
*Trots along after them, covering their rears.* 
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Anonymouse Posted Nov 17, 2000
*Tries to poke whiskers out of backpack, still trying to figure out just -who's- rear she's covering....*
'Nonnie
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 17, 2000
Oh dear....
I dropped my wallet on the floor just now, and when I bent down to pick it up, my trousers ripped. 
<BB<
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Nov 18, 2000
Its all right, BB, I've got you covered.
*Hands him a towel to wrap around his waist.*
Maybe the gun shop will have trousers too. We can hope.
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Wowbagger Posted Nov 18, 2000
Hi ho Hi ho
It's off to maim we go...
*whistles a three part harmony for the rest*
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Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted Nov 18, 2000
Well, the only thing I'll need from the gunshop is some ammo, cause somehow I don't think I've got enough
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Nov 18, 2000
I'd like to find a good night scope. And infra-red goggles!
*Making a mental list of goodies to buy.*
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Anonymouse Posted Nov 19, 2000
We'll need 
and 
and 
to re-stock the fridge, no?
'Nonnie
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Kumabear Posted Nov 19, 2000
There sould be a liquor store nearby....and if there isn't we shall order that one be built.
Where is this Guns R Us? Did we take a wrong turn somewhere?
I think I'll get myself the new Mark 8 rapid-fire Grenade Launcher...that's if we ever find this place.
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Nov 19, 2000
I was following you, Kuma! I thought it was right down the block here.
*Spots a well lit entrance with a neon sign blazing GUNS R US.*
There it is!
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Nov 19, 2000
in the beer fridge...not if it takes the place of 
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Anonymouse Posted Nov 20, 2000
Nono.. Not in place of, in addition to... for those of us (one? ) who would rather keep our wits about us when firing high explosives.
'Nonnie
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Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted Nov 20, 2000
Is that absolutely necessary then ?
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Anonymouse Posted Nov 20, 2000
Well.. .. Uhm.. See my tail?
I kind of like it there.
'Nonnie
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Nov 20, 2000
*Inside the giant armament superstore, they each take a shopping cart and go up and down the aisles.*
Holy moly! They have Nighthawk helicopters on sale! 20% off!! 
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 20, 2000
Okay... we'll try to make sure we don't mistake it for a fuse and light it by mistake... 
<BB<
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Nov 20, 2000
Right-o, BB! Are you finding the flamethrowers you wanted?
*She buys the helicopter and also an instruction booklet: Know Your Nighthawk.*
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- 1: Kumabear (Nov 17, 2000)
- 2: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Nov 17, 2000)
- 3: Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) (Nov 17, 2000)
- 4: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Nov 17, 2000)
- 5: Anonymouse (Nov 17, 2000)
- 6: Bluebottle (Nov 17, 2000)
- 7: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Nov 18, 2000)
- 8: Wowbagger (Nov 18, 2000)
- 9: Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) (Nov 18, 2000)
- 10: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Nov 18, 2000)
- 11: Anonymouse (Nov 19, 2000)
- 12: Kumabear (Nov 19, 2000)
- 13: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Nov 19, 2000)
- 14: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Nov 19, 2000)
- 15: Anonymouse (Nov 20, 2000)
- 16: Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) (Nov 20, 2000)
- 17: Anonymouse (Nov 20, 2000)
- 18: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Nov 20, 2000)
- 19: Bluebottle (Nov 20, 2000)
- 20: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Nov 20, 2000)
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