THE BFG CREDO
1. If it's liquid, you should drink it.1
2. If it looks edible, devour it.2
3. When they look at you "that way", well...you know.
4. Most problems can be solved by long, drawn out violence.3
5. If it stinks, wash it. We prefer cleanliness around here.
6. Keep the Bar-Fridge out of the line of fire. This is of utmost importance.