Deimos (BFG HQ.)

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Welcome to the headquarters of the BFG's. H2G2's very own wayfaring mercenaries.



1. If it's liquid, you should drink it.1

2. If it looks edible, devour it.2

3. When they look at you "that way", know.

4. Most problems can be solved by long, drawn out violence.3

5. If it stinks, wash it. We prefer cleanliness around here.

6. Keep the Bar-Fridge out of the line of fire. This is of utmost importance.

The Scoundrels

  • Kumabear
  • mari-rae
  • Linus
  • Gwennie
  • Anonymouse
  • Shazz
  • Bluebottle
  • Gw7en
  • Kheldar
  • Pierce the Pirate
  • Wowbagger
  • Monsy
  • St. Bob
  • Archangel Kes
  • George
  • DoctorMO
  • Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3
  • This comic of THE BFG's was created by Wowbagger and featured in his weekly POST series H2G2 life.


    You can see more of Wowbagger's work in his H2G2 Life Archives and also in his Cartoon Archives.

    1This goes for flamables as well.2Never turn down a free meal. (Even if they are serving Human.)3Or beer...take your pick.

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