h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*ducks*

*looks all about*
Where?!

*boots own backside for silly punning*

which reminds me it is has been far too long since we had duck a l'orange

did any of you guys check if this has a wine cellar?

I didn't.

*Hands bunnyfrog an ice pack to soothe the kicked place.*

*grateful sigh of relief*
Im too young to get a swelling backside. Would anyone like a nice chardonnay?

with duck a l'orange sacrilege!

duck a l'orange calls for koskenkorva

is she one of those female russian tennis players ?

How would one obtain a glass? Rub two of them together after a game and collect the juices in a bottle?

koskenkorva is finlands answer to vodka. it's basic ingredients are chemical waste, old truck tyres and methanol

A pinch of black pepper helps the flavour ... and helps the goo to sink to the bottom of the glass.

...from where it is easy to get it with a

I wonder if tyre shavings can be sucked through a straw?

Tread carefully!

*returns from the deper bowels & innards of the *

there actually is quite a wine cellar down below. i even found a few magnum bottles of petrus

and some lilac bols to go with this and


are we anywhere near the jungle planet of Kvarts yet?

I'd rather have a good Bordeaux with duck.
What's a lilac bol?

a fancy way of saying blue balls

it can also (on occasion) be a hideous type of liqueur

best washed off your palet with gammel dansk or even koskenkorva

You seem to know quite a bit about horrible drink.

i've been around

*Decides not to ask 'around what'..*

We're coming up on Kvark. The planet has a defense system of satellite s. There are so many of them that you can't even see the planet, just bristling orbiting satellites. There is also an outer perimeter buoy system that lets them know instantly if anyone is approaching.

*Brings their ship to a halt just outside the Kvarkian System.* What should we do?