h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

they,re not from my head

off the top of my head i would say they aren't rear lights

*Jerks the helm and does a rolling manuver past the oncoming *

Whoops! Some people don't know how to drive!

Well, where to? Check the news and see if there are any little wars we can sort out.

seem to be plenty on a place called earth...

don't sound like much fun though

there is a celery war going on in shea's fanclub

A celery war?? *Turns around in her chair to look at Pierce.*

Let-tus hear all about it. Can we beet them? Shall we turnip and bean them?

- very!

which party should we root for?

The good looking one of course

and don't forget you can beat an egg but you can't beat a root

Mari, you have been associating with Kes for way too long judging on that last post

I know... I know....

We do make a peach of a pear, though!

too long? pear-ish the thought

We're very apple-y together.

*monitors screen*

according to this news flash there is a rebellion on the jungle planet of kvarts. lots of gorilla warfare if i get it right

follow that asteroid and make a left turn when you get to

i've got nothing against gorillas, or chimpanzees for that matter

Kvarts are nasty, though. Did you ever get one up your nose?

*Hurls the ship into the direction of that way.*

*studies his intergalactic phrase book thoroughly and practises: "Me , you gorilla. and this be mari-rae"*

Nasty opponents indeed! I read here that Kvarts are twice the size of Pints!

step on it, mari-rae!

*wonders what 'it' is*

Kwark? Isn't that a belgian beer

*"It", in this case turned out to be Linus's foot.*

I meant to stomp on the Go button.

*Scrambles on top of the computer console with disregard for the tinkling and cracking of breaking plastic and smoking ruin, and stomps again on a small button marked Go, while humming 'These Boots are Made for Walking... '*

*Checks Intergalactic Dictionary*

Yes, it is. Also "last gasp of a flemish duck".