h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I need to wreck havoc on something. Where are we off to now? And how come wreck and wreck are spelled the same?

i think it is wreak havoc...but then again, in your case

Silly me!

weak haddock

what kind of is this?

Orange and tilted.

Pardon? Orange gin filtered? Don't mind if I do!

neither do i. who would want orange gin?

go ahead, kes, knock yerself out

i've never seen the point of that, i'd much rather drink...

I'll drink to that!

*Goes over to the navigational bit of the bridge and high kicks the GO button. Their lurches and goes into warp drive.*

We may land. I know not where. Sorry if I spilled your drinks.

Not a problem.

"Wrings T shirt out into *

spilled, or spiked?

Not telling.

*Drinks *

Funny ... I'm sure it was -coloured originally.

that was about 10 beers ago Kes

*Sits down at the controls.*

Remember when Gwennie would do this? *takes a hard right, zooms up, spirals down, does an outside loop and hits the Go Faster button. If there were sound in space there would be the sound of an enormous lighting bolt frizzing as they push the speed of light.*

WOOT! Hang on to your butts!!!

I would be able to do that if you could kindly go back a couple of light years so that I can recover all the bits that haven't yet caught up with the rest of me.

uh-oh, fasten your seatbelts

*fastens seatbelts around barfridge*

there, we are safe

*Soars around Jupiter and Mars, completely gives Pluto a miss since it isn't a planet anymore. Enters hyperspace.*

Ooooooooooooooo!! Pretty lights!

er, aren't those headlights?