h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

** Darkness abounds in the gigantic space where many weeks ago the Guardian Angels merrily held their Sainting.
Silence rules where once sounded the songs of happiness and laughter

Suddenly the silence retreats a bit as an Arch enters. Searching for some light his toe hits the wall, and some very un-angellike words echo through the dark **


!@#$%&*!*&^%$#@!!!! Lights!!


** After hearing the word "Lights" of course the pc running the devine lights reboots and the whole space becomes visible again **





That's more like it!

Let's see. We need cleaning, over there some spilled PGGB has burned a hole in the floor, the food is gone...

** Leaves the lights on automatic and goes looking for assistence **

*walks in*
need any help?

~Skenvoy

*cleans up bar area, repairs floor with titanium reinforcements*
wouldn't want any accidents, would we

I think I will have some speech-writing to do.

Maybe someone can start re-padding the walls again. Somehow the marshmallow gets eaten every time

*hides "I love marshmallow" T-shirt quickly*


~Skenvoy

hello

*starts mixing a batch of extra-strong *

Hello, All! I'm very excited for this when exactly is it going to take place?

DZ

*Wanders in ... slightly hung over ... observes that PGGB production seems to be in hand, so sets to work cleaning up the bar, re-stocking shelves, polishing glasses, also wondering what time the xeremony will be. Pours out a few s for the co-workers, and consumes a few s himself*

Ah! That's better!

Hello all I am here and ready!!
Chauncey

*fluttering around busy glueing marshmallows to the walls*

Hurrah! *Jumps around in excitement*
Hello everyone!

*Casts a sneaky glance around for unattended marshmallows*
Me? No, I was just... looking around. Erm. Yes.

~

He he - nice try, but...

*points at a big net with loads of marshmallows, floating high up in the air held up by a myriad of multi-coloured balloons*

*as learner angels can't fly yet, the marshmallows should be safe from all except already sainted Guardian s*

*but this Archangel is keeping a weary eye on the marshmallows*

*Obtains a large flamethrower for mass-marshmellow toasting.*
Hi guys, who else thinks its getting a little cold in here?

nuqneH is hello in klingon. I'ts pronounced nooknech (german coughy ch).
OOh and Hab SoSlI' Quch! is the biggest insult - your mother has a smooth forehead Pronounced Hab Schusluch Qch (again like german coughy ch)

Technically speaking, nuqneH is "what do you want" in Klingon- its just the closest they have to a greeting

Yeah, Kinda like what you lookin at.
I knew that I knew that

*giggles*

So long as the after-ceremony munches aren't alive and moving,



*helps self to one of Kes's *
Hmmmmmmmmm
Romulan ale!

*snaps fingers*
A fully-laden table floats down from the ceiling, narrowly missing Titania's balloons.

AGB dusts off the dust

Here's a table I prepared earlier
It's full of mostly but there are some biscuits and some for Dragonfly.
and for Kes, and for Silly Willy, and for Justin, and and for Marjin, and for Fashion Cat, and for Titania, plus a few "under-the-table" in case any of the other Arches turn up

Learner you may help yourselves to the and

It is useful round here if you

Oh. I love chocolate.
I can one of the pyramids of ferraro rocher in half an hour - alone. And I can do better. Ever tried to make a hotchocolate by pouring everything you can find in the kitchen remotely chocolatey or creamy into a saucepan? mmmmm - ginger and cinammon too are good. And Ben and Jerry's Phish food. And marshmallows toasted (hence the aforementioned flamethrower. I'm done.

!
s!
*Forgets the marshmallows and picks up a *