h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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*Hunches down in seat to better ensure no-one can see his dominos*

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Assuming it is my turn...I find the hardest part of these games is remembering whose turn it is

Your playing! Damn, well there goes my strategy. *More shuffling to ensure that ALL those he believes are playing cannot see his dominos* Well, it is not me (not the cunning avoidance of apostrophe issues there!) next, I'm fairly sure of that.

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*Pokes the large lump squirming under the wallpaper.*

That big lump looks familiar. BTW, where's Wum?

This place has got far too noisy and exciting. I've gone back to sleep in the cellar as it doesn't look as if it's in danger of being taken over by decorators for the forseeable future.

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I don't know, I find the clack of dominos to be a soothing activity, especially when fortified. I'd certainly never call it excitable.

*rattle dommies anxiously*
Well if it's my go, I'm afraid I'll have to pass....
also - I don't seem to have as many dominoes as I had before I popped off to the loo...do you think the nondescript snug-hound may have chewed on some of them?

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That should sort out the men from the boys.

Why is Star so upset? People should take better care of their beasts. You would think that there was a limit to the porridge capacity of a small rodent without a stomach!

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Someone has marked these dominos! They've joined the two bottom dots of my three together! Someone should have a word with the management

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Nope - it looks like a tooth mark to me. I'm keeping my eye on that snug-hound

Me again? (seems to have acquired extra dominoes, albeit saliva covered)

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Damn, I'm chapping this go round. Hopefully the snug-hound will have shewed me a better hand in a minute.

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Oops - that's upside down....

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There now...

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Too easy.

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Has that lump under the wallpaper stopped struggling yet?

Erm - I don't seem to have any tiles at all....
Honestly - and whose round is it anyway - I haven't seen a round here for a good while....

Mine's a of that rather fine Cally 80 I noticed stashed down the back of the bar. Very kind of you to offer!

You be careful, that 80/ will give you an awful bad head if you don't treat it with respect. Such is my experience anyway.

You must be meaning an inferior 80/ Caledonian 80/, hand crafted in copper pots by Edinburgh's best brewers has never yet done me harm. It's normally what I end up drinking afterwards that does me in