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A dank, mouldy dungeon
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 21, 2001
I told you, your type of person! 
A dank, mouldy dungeon
broelan Posted Mar 23, 2001
*sits up abruptly*
*looks around*
that was *some* tea!!
but i think i'll be going now.....
*stands up, turns to go, feels woozy, goes anyway. as she gets to foot of stairs, something brushes against her slipper. then something else brushes against her slipper. she screams*
aaaaiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhh!!
A dank, mouldy dungeon
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 23, 2001
*notes the dungeon seems to be working rather well*
More tea, princess?
A dank, mouldy dungeon
Gaia Posted Mar 28, 2001
*plop*
*gets up and dusts himself off*
*sniffs his lovely green cloak with a revolted expression on his face*
*peels green mould off and drops it on the ground* (plopp, plop)
starts musing to himself 'excessively murky green and smell around here ...' ....do a little planting around here ...plant some lovely daffodills along that far wall...light might be a problem but i could get a few glowworms to come and hover over that horrible dark patch on the ceiling and that should be enough for the daffodills....
Then we could have some hanging vines up the wall...
rose bush?- (i suppose i could make it prickly although i like the non-prickly ones more personally...dungeon
prickly cactus? hoh, hmmm, hmmmm
starts wandering around the dungeon exclaiming *urgh* and similar and muttering *pansies, daffodills, roses, bougainvillea
sensing that he may not be very welcome here, he settles on putting one daisy in a little rock crevice and turns round to see what the reaction to it is
A dank, mouldy dungeon
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 29, 2001
toys with inkwash's toebrush
*listens with growing horror (forgive the pun ) to Gaia's list*
*pauses*
*ponders*
Sneaks up behind him and yells BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Then drops a venus flytrap in his lap, with a nasty looking 
building a web on one of its leaves.
A dank, mouldy dungeon
Inkwash Posted Mar 29, 2001
Oi! !! That's mine!!
Careful now, Gaia sir. Ghost has the whole place looking just how she wants it.
By the way everyone, Gaia here is a RL friend of mine.
Nice to see you in here! 
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 29, 2001
innocently sticks the toe brush behind her back and gives Inkwash a 'what are you talking about?' look.
Welcome Gaia! I'm so glad you found the dungeon!
A dank, mouldy dungeon
broelan Posted Mar 29, 2001
well, if that vogon rescues princesses.... i'd be a little worried about my job around here if i were you *sir* ottox! i've been lost in this dungeon for *months*!
actually, i'm beginning to kind of like it.
*something else furry brushes against her legs*
aaaaiiiiiggggghhhhhh!
*as she screams and looks down to see what it was (which she can't because it's too dark down there by the floor) she notices the skirts of her gown for the first time since waking up, and the holes in them from the spilled tea*
not that i would protest being rescued, mind you.....
hello, gaia, very nice to make your humble acquaintance *curtsies regally, when the furry thing meets her legs again and she loses her balance and falls. she's not hurt, but she is a little antsy about being in the floor with whatever the furry thing is that's spooking her.*
A dank, mouldy dungeon
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 29, 2001
looks at the furry thing brushing against Broelan's legs.
Hmmmmmmmmmm I WONDERED where I'd put that giant spider!
*puts it back up on the ceiling whereupon it starts to spin a really big web*
A dank, mouldy dungeon
Ottox Posted Mar 29, 2001
Oh, I thought I'd have to shave my hands...
Thanks SMoB! 
Broe... do you want me to take you out of the dungeon or not? *I* like to be here! 
(The things you can do in the dark...)
A dank, mouldy dungeon
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 30, 2001
Shave your hands?!?! Ottox what HAVE you been up to? 
And no SMoBs allowed here! Only s But you said that all ready.
A dank, mouldy dungeon
Inkwash Posted Mar 30, 2001
Ottox, my arch-lurking rival, it seems to me that the princess is dropping heavy hints that she *would* like to be rescued.
, it's no good hiding my toe-brush behind your back, you're transparent!
A dank, mouldy dungeon
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 30, 2001
looks at the brush, and gives Inkwash a 'how did that get there?' look!
A GIANT drops down in front of Inkwash, and the quickly hides the toebrush behind some manacles and mould
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broelan Posted Mar 30, 2001
cool! i *love* s!
*starts to get back up off the floor, feels something hard and cylindrical on the floor beside her. picks it up*
oh! my candle! anyone got a light?
*catches the s movement out of the corner of her eye*
y'know, ottox, it's not that i mind the dungeon so much.... and yes, there *are* things you can do in the dark....., but the only one you seem to do is sleep.
*finishes getting up, turns toward stairs.* i've got it! i'll rescue myself! if i'm successful, maybe i'll come back
ttfn!
*mad dash for stairs; and the princess is gone*
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- 101: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Mar 21, 2001)
- 102: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Mar 21, 2001)
- 103: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Mar 21, 2001)
- 104: broelan (Mar 23, 2001)
- 105: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Mar 23, 2001)
- 106: Ottox (Mar 24, 2001)
- 107: Inkwash (Mar 28, 2001)
- 108: Gaia (Mar 28, 2001)
- 109: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Mar 29, 2001)
- 110: Inkwash (Mar 29, 2001)
- 111: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Mar 29, 2001)
- 112: Ottox (Mar 29, 2001)
- 113: broelan (Mar 29, 2001)
- 114: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Mar 29, 2001)
- 115: Ottox (Mar 29, 2001)
- 116: Ottox (Mar 29, 2001)
- 117: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Mar 30, 2001)
- 118: Inkwash (Mar 30, 2001)
- 119: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Mar 30, 2001)
- 120: broelan (Mar 30, 2001)
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