h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Can I have some tea please.

Just put it on that lump of fallen masonry, where I can reach it fron these shackles

here, you can have mine

*sets tea on fallen masonry*

would you like sugar? oh. ummmmmm. this isn't sugar......
sorry.
anything else i can get you?

You can have mine too if you *reeeeally* want it

thanks but one is enough

~drinks tea~

~vanishes into thin air~

[stares at his poisonous tea... decides to tactfully tip it at the base of the luminous fungal growth]

~ghost evil one appears~

I'm the restless spirt of evil one

I have come to warn you all of a terrible disaster about to bedfall you all

The tea was poisoned!!

What happens when you get bedfalled by a disaster?

Sounds painful!

*wanders into dungeon*

It is painful, but at least you have somewhere to rest afterwards ... That's right! I said I wasn't going to come in here!

*runs*

~St. Shea was hit by a bed falling down the starwell on exiting~

I told you so

Wow, the starwell, I'd forgotten about that... I hope she's resting comfortably now...

And of course we do...

*slowly wakes up, rubs eyes, *

I had the strangest dream ...

*looks around*

It wasn't a dream!

*tries to get out of bed, but the comforter wraps around her legs, causing her to crash into the ground*

I knew there was a reason I didn't want to come down here ...

~Evil One jumps on the bed~

this raises my spirits (appologys for the bad pun and spelling)

oops' sorry st. shea, diddn't see you there. Lucky I'm a ghost

Another ghost? I don't know how happy the Fearsome Phantom's going to be about this...

princess shea, can i get you some tea?
*rummaging around to find more tea implements, finds a few items that had previously gone missing*
hmmmmmmm. my bic! and the candle!
*lights candle, sticks it in a convenient hole in the wall to provide more light. puts bic back in pocket of skirts. strangely, the candle is putting off blue light.*
*continues to look for tea things*
here's the kettle...... how odd, that's the most uniquely shaped kettle i've ever seen..... oh, and here's the tea cannister!
*reaches for lid on cannister to get tea, is suddenly distracted by the cannister setting next to the tea one.*
oh my! a flashlight cannister???
*reaches for it instead*

What's in it?

I think the poison was tempory. Whats in the canister?

(lurks away into the darkness with the real tea canister)

GET BACK HERE WITH THAT INKWASH

With what?
(hides cannister behind his back and sidles slowly backwards while appearing to stand still)