A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
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silverygibbon Started conversation Jan 9, 2002
As I'm about to head off into the wilds of Balwyniti in search of pyramidic secrets, I wondered whether anyone had a hankering for adventure and really wild things?
Anyone want to come?
I do have servants, bearers, an elephant and (if I can agree to terms with the bakery) plenty of 
.
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 9, 2002
That's just what we need, an adventure! 
Everybody, join up! it'll be fun! 
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 9, 2002
Inkwash! Good to see... will you be participating or keeping to your title and lurking? 
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silverygibbon Posted Jan 9, 2002
Welcome aboard Inkwash.
Don't forget your wellies. I don't know why, but somehow these adventures always wind up wandering through a swamp at some stage (even desert adventures 
), and I'm sure it's difficult to lurk in squelchy sandshoes.
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Ming Mang Posted Jan 9, 2002
OK, sign me up.
*fetches wellies*
¦M¦
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Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent Posted Jan 9, 2002
Me too!
So, where are we going?
*puts on orange wellies and a matching hat with cool tassles on it*
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silverygibbon Posted Jan 10, 2002
Welcome Ming Mang and Mistdancer. 
Far to the west, on the very borders of the kingdom there is a plateau. It lies at the edge of the might forest, over the Cloudy Mountains and beyond the Perilous Swamp.
On this plateau are the ruins of a great city. Overlooking the ruins are great pyramids, and here legend tells us are kept the secrets of the ancients.
So I thought I'd go and have a stickybeak. 
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Inkwash Posted Jan 10, 2002
I'd like to retain my title, poor though I have been at keeping it.
*Has special lurking wellies in a rucksack*
Could I ask that we avoid crossing the H2G2 river?
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 10, 2002
Wo Norries! Lurkers are meant to be quiet anyway As the adventure will be (as far as I know) staying within the bounds of the Kingdom, no h2g2 topography should be encountered 
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Inkwash Posted Jan 10, 2002
Jolly good. It would just be rather awkward seeing as I run the ferry service there. can't be in two places at once really.
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 10, 2002
Ah, well no need to concern yourself on that point then
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silverygibbon Posted Jan 10, 2002
My trusty map tells me that the plateau beyond the Cloudy Mountains falls just within the realms of His Majesty, so we shouldn't have any problems of paradoxically meeting ferry-lurkers who aren't there.
Welcome also to Floh and HappyDude. Glad to have you aboard.
MistDancer, what an excellent hat!
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jan 10, 2002
Oh yes, that most accurate map.
*ahem*
*snortle*
*chortle*
*ahem*
I'm sorry, it must have been something I ate
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silverygibbon Posted Jan 10, 2002
*whispered aside to His Majesty*
Yes Sire, I was a little concerned when I saw "Here be Draginz".
The notation "MMBF" (Miles and Miles of Bloody Forest) caught my attention too.
*whispered aside to His Majesty*
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Wanted -adventurers (bold or otherwise)
- 1: silverygibbon (Jan 9, 2002)
- 2: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jan 9, 2002)
- 3: Inkwash (Jan 9, 2002)
- 4: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jan 9, 2002)
- 5: silverygibbon (Jan 9, 2002)
- 6: Ming Mang (Jan 9, 2002)
- 7: Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent (Jan 9, 2002)
- 8: silverygibbon (Jan 10, 2002)
- 9: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jan 10, 2002)
- 10: HappyDude (Jan 10, 2002)
- 11: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jan 10, 2002)
- 12: HappyDude (Jan 10, 2002)
- 13: Inkwash (Jan 10, 2002)
- 14: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jan 10, 2002)
- 15: Inkwash (Jan 10, 2002)
- 16: Floh Fortuneswell (Jan 10, 2002)
- 17: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jan 10, 2002)
- 18: silverygibbon (Jan 10, 2002)
- 19: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jan 10, 2002)
- 20: silverygibbon (Jan 10, 2002)
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