A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti

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Post 121

Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing

smiley - laugh
I like it so much I'm planning to put down roots here.
smiley - vampire


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Post 122

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

Have to agree it with the king first. He might not be so happy with such an arrangement. Don't worry His barks worse than his bite


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Post 123

Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing

Speaking of barks, I started out as a professional speaker in the zoo but I couldn't tell my woofers from my tweeters.
smiley - vampire


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Post 124

Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent

Where am I?? I fell asleep on this smiley - bleep horse and now I'm all confused smiley - winkeye

smiley - elf


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Post 125

Shea the Sarcastic

Nobody told me we were going to be subjected to puns on this adventure! That's just cruel, inhuman, and insmiley - monster! And nobody touches the trees! They're people too, ya know!


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Post 126

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

Ahhhh, that where your wrong you see. Trees and people are diffrent. One is AN ANIMAL the other is A PLANT. Easy to tell you see


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Post 127

Shea the Sarcastic

How is that, pray tell?


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Post 128

Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing

Enough of these dagnabbed philobabble discussion, there's critturs up ahead!
smiley - vampire


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Post 129

silverygibbon

* looks out of window, eagerly awaiting "critturs" *


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Post 130

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

Critturs eh!

~pulls out sizable blunderbuss~

I'll give em critturs


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Post 131

Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing

Now that I have your attention, there's varmints as well!
smiley - vampire


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Post 132

Shea the Sarcastic

May I have one for the sphinx, please? *phew* Sphinx breath!


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Post 133

silverygibbon

Pesky ones too, I'll warrant!

*sicks up shotgun*


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Post 134

silverygibbon

smiley - yikes

*after disgusting freudian slip, decides that pistols might be better against varmits on this occasion*

Highness, you've got a loaded there! Don't be afraid to use her!


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Post 135

Inkwash

Prepares the CritterCatcher


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Post 136

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

~Unloads blunderbus at the first sign of movement at the side of the road~

Ooops, never mind, there are plenty more peasants where that came from!


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Post 137

Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing

smiley - yikes
That was the last pheasant plucker left.
smiley - vampire


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Post 138

Ming Mang

There's plenty on the right though... smiley - erm

¦M¦


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Post 139

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

~there is a movement in the trees above the group~


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Post 140

Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing

By Jimminy it's Tarzan, I'd recognise those M&S underpants anywhere.
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