A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Feb 7, 2002
~Tries to think of someone to play him while watching the lifting slab with great intrest~
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Feb 7, 2002
~sniffs~
A musty oder!
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silverygibbon Posted Feb 8, 2002
(Well, I think they should pick Hugh Jackman to play silverygibbon. 
)
*levers slab aside*
*pushes aside traditional cobwebs just inside entrance*
Hmmm....I reckon right about....NOW! EVERYBODY DUCK!!!!
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Feb 8, 2002
*doesn't duck*
The slab falls right through the fearsome Phantom, with no apparent effect on her health.
Well, you only die once, right? 
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silverygibbon Posted Feb 8, 2002
*poison arrows "Thunk" into side of coach (fortunately missing everybody - except Tarzan)*
Sorry SMoB, I thought I'd been careful to miss everyone with the slab. 
I was actually ducking to avoid the poison arrow trap.
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Feb 8, 2002
I've bought some torches made of faggots, these flicker and gutter much better than any electric torches and give a nice creepy ambience.
One each. 
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Inkwash Posted Feb 8, 2002
*Considering I might have to be played by Nicholas Lyndhurst or the actor who was Inspector Gadget whose name escapes me right now*
*also wondering if I can really take myself seriously if I'm carrying a faggot torch*
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Feb 8, 2002
~trying to remember who played Roy Batty in Blade Runner~
~sniffs~
Now it is sulphur. Is it getting warmer arround here?
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Feb 9, 2002
It was Rutger Hauer, but the real star was Edward James Olmos who played Gaff
Whose that
over there?
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Feb 9, 2002
Great!
now weve opened up hell!
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Feb 10, 2002
::John Wayne voice::The hell you say!
At least it's a bit warmer here and I can take this mutant cardigan off.
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Feb 10, 2002
There are far more Muto-cardigans in there
~Gestures at ominious, dark portal to the underworld~
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Feb 11, 2002
Oh I'm a ghost. I enjoy this sort of thing
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Platypus 2 Posted Feb 11, 2002
:.aside to Inkwash.: Matthew Broderick played Inspector Gadget and was also in Ladyhawk with Rutger Hauer(?).:
:.wonders whether these are the faggots made out of the inside of a sheeps stomach, or the other type made out of wood.:mental note: will be able to tell from the smell.
Stands a discreet 3 paces behind and to the side as the other intrepid explorers venture into the ominous black entrance.
You guys go ahead, I'll just take notes back here
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Feb 11, 2002
::Takes the first tentative step into the gloom and reads the big notice::
Wellcome to the Hades theme park, all rides are free.
(please ignore the small print) 
This sounds fun.
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Feb 11, 2002
I vote we go on the world famious Vacitoratior first!
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Inkwash Posted Feb 11, 2002
Matthew Broderick! Thankyou!
Yes, let's ride the fam(i)ous Vacitoriator!
Er... what is it again?
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Feb 11, 2002
::: from inside the carriage :::
I'll just wait here with the sphinx, shall I?
::: has her Lackey swash a few buckles for her :::
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- 181: Platypus 2 (Feb 7, 2002)
- 182: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Feb 7, 2002)
- 183: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Feb 7, 2002)
- 184: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Feb 7, 2002)
- 185: silverygibbon (Feb 8, 2002)
- 186: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Feb 8, 2002)
- 187: silverygibbon (Feb 8, 2002)
- 188: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Feb 8, 2002)
- 189: Inkwash (Feb 8, 2002)
- 190: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Feb 8, 2002)
- 191: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Feb 9, 2002)
- 192: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Feb 9, 2002)
- 193: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Feb 10, 2002)
- 194: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Feb 10, 2002)
- 195: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Feb 11, 2002)
- 196: Platypus 2 (Feb 11, 2002)
- 197: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Feb 11, 2002)
- 198: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Feb 11, 2002)
- 199: Inkwash (Feb 11, 2002)
- 200: Shea the Sarcastic (Feb 11, 2002)
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