A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Dec 10, 2011
Well it's about time we gird our loins and set off...
before we do though, does anyone have a girder? 
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Vip Posted Dec 10, 2011
Don't look at me, I only weight about 12 grams. 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 10, 2011
a girder? Hang on...
*rummages through a pale....
hmmm... this?
*holds up a girdle*
Hmm... maybe not...
*looks in another pale*
*pulls out a furball*
nope... I'm sure there was... hang on....
*looks inside third pale*
*pulls out a nine foot long steel girder*
This do? 
actually.... anyone know where it was that it was that we were going to on this adventure? We might need a nap... or a map... yes... definately a map... 
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Dec 14, 2011
Well I just had to go back and have a look.
"As I'm about to head off into the wilds of Balwyniti in search of pyramidic secrets, I wondered whether anyone had a hankering for adventure and really wild things?"
So what we are looking for is a pyramidic secret.
What that means is probably a secret too.
At least we now have a girder to support us on our travails.
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Vip Posted Dec 14, 2011
Hum, pyramidic secret*.
Well, I suppose we can do worse than check out this coffin in the corner. Surely if anything was going to come out an attack us it would have done it already? 2legs did...
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OOC: Anyone for Toblerone?
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Jan 16, 2012
No thanks, I've seen those Toblerone adverts and can only conclude
that Toblerone contains some kind of hallucinogenic substance.
On the other hand.......
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 16, 2012
hey... do you think this message written on the girder, in secret looking kind of gothic weird script is important? Or dja think its just a coincidence? 
*looks at gurder* 
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Jan 17, 2012
I do believe that you are right.
Hang on, I think it's been written backwards so what we need is a mirror;
anyone got a mirror?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 18, 2014
*blinks* *blinks* gosh... wher eyou been hiding?
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Dec 18, 2014
*Also wonders*
It must be the end times 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 18, 2014
in which case.... that explains my breaking my vacuum cleaner, earlier today!
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Dec 19, 2014
Don't think of it as the end times, think of it as... the new beginning times 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 19, 2014
yea! yea! lets! 
*waves g genuine Algerian marrow in t the ari
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Dec 19, 2014
Are you... sure that's genuine?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 19, 2014
Yes! I bought it off a genuine Algerian marrow salesman! 
*starts juggling geuine Algerian Marrows*
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Dec 19, 2014
Wait, is that a genuine salesman of Algerian marrows, or a salesman of genuine Algerian marrows?
I mean, don't actually wait, obviously. Continue juggling, at all costs.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 19, 2014
yes. no. no. yes. err. I've not got a clue.
hang on... these marrows... they're ... ticking...... err.... oh......
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- 1161: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Dec 10, 2011)
- 1162: Vip (Dec 10, 2011)
- 1163: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 10, 2011)
- 1164: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Dec 14, 2011)
- 1165: Vip (Dec 14, 2011)
- 1166: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Jan 16, 2012)
- 1167: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jan 16, 2012)
- 1168: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Jan 17, 2012)
- 1169: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Dec 18, 2014)
- 1170: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 18, 2014)
- 1171: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (Dec 18, 2014)
- 1172: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 18, 2014)
- 1173: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Dec 19, 2014)
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