A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
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Sir DrunkenDeath Posted Jan 27, 2003
*shling! Sir DD draws his rapier and dagger*
!!The fighting starts, as all of the company attempt to kil the skeletons!!
*a skeleton raises it's sword to hack Sir DD's head off, Sir DD blocks with dagger and kicks the skeleton in the chest. It falls over in a pile of bones*
*slish*
*a skeleton had managed to get behind Sir DD and slash at his hat. Part of the brim is lying on the floor*
My hat!
*punches skeleton in face with guard on rapier*
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 27, 2003
~E1 practices the anchent art of Kno-Kan-Doo (the honerable use of the broken bottle and length of 2 by 4) upon the skeletons~
Take ZAt!
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The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Jan 27, 2003
*blasts the skeletons with magic*
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Sir DrunkenDeath Posted Jan 27, 2003
*puts down rapier and dagger and sits down*
*tapes part of brim back onto hat*
*skeleton stabs Sir DD in shoulder. Sir DD kicks it away, it falls in another pile of bones*
*clutches shoulder*
argh
*drinks heavily from bottle of gin whilst crawling out of the battle*
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The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Jan 27, 2003
*puts a plaster on dd's wound
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 27, 2003
~offers dd, absinthe
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silverygibbon Posted Jan 27, 2003
Mmmmm......absinthe.......
I've always found blunt weapons work best on skellingbones.
*Hefts baseball bat and wades into battle*
They seem to be coming from that hallway over there.
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Sir DrunkenDeath Posted Jan 28, 2003
Ta Arwen
*takes all drugs offered and washes them down with mead*
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 28, 2003
I thought that stuff was fro bleaching hair
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Feb 1, 2003
It is but you have to take it internally.
*Spots door with a sign on it*
The Green Room. Now that sounds interesting,
I wonder what's the other side of the door? 
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Feb 1, 2003
A bunch of unrealisticaly minded liberals?
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Feb 2, 2003
A dwarf the talks backwards?
Lets find out shall we.
*crunch*
Ooops, I think I stepped on the last skeleton.
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Feb 2, 2003
Hey it's just an ordinary room with lots of booze bottles on the table and a note that says "Help Yourself".
Last one to the booze is a rotten egg.
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Feb 3, 2003
rock on!
anyone got a bottle opener?
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The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Feb 3, 2003
yeah *pulls one out of a hat on the floor* here ill have a macardi
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Feb 3, 2003
*15 macardis later* 
Shomeone hash locked the door and strange mushic ish playing. 
It's Des O'connor.
How do we eshcape?
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- 1061: Sir DrunkenDeath (Jan 27, 2003)
- 1062: Ellen (Jan 27, 2003)
- 1063: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jan 27, 2003)
- 1064: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Jan 27, 2003)
- 1065: Sir DrunkenDeath (Jan 27, 2003)
- 1066: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Jan 27, 2003)
- 1067: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jan 27, 2003)
- 1068: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Jan 27, 2003)
- 1069: silverygibbon (Jan 27, 2003)
- 1070: Sir DrunkenDeath (Jan 28, 2003)
- 1071: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jan 28, 2003)
- 1072: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Feb 1, 2003)
- 1073: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Feb 1, 2003)
- 1074: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Feb 1, 2003)
- 1075: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Feb 2, 2003)
- 1076: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Feb 2, 2003)
- 1077: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Feb 2, 2003)
- 1078: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Feb 3, 2003)
- 1079: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Feb 3, 2003)
- 1080: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Feb 3, 2003)
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