A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
Here we go.
silverygibbon Posted Jan 29, 2002
I hope Tarzan's friendly.
If he's not, we'll need some sort of agile tree-climbing creature to defend us. 
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 29, 2002
~The "whoooharrierrreirrooooorrrrr" echos through the forest~
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 29, 2002
What the...
~quickly reloads Blunderbuss~
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Jan 29, 2002
Hot s**t!
Giddyap there horses!
Lets get moving, it's a harrier jumper jet. 
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 29, 2002
Ahhhhhh RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Jan 29, 2002
Oh no, it's accompanied by a hoard of mutant cardigans.
We're doomed, I tell you. Doomed
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 30, 2002
~the pure fear caused by this leathal combo causes the Evil One to panic and run~
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silverygibbon Posted Jan 31, 2002
Critters, varmits, Tarzan, mutant cardigans and fighter aircraft. 
Now you see why adventuring is so expensive! 
Oh well....
*Pulls out bow. Knocks arrow, draws and aims at harrier*
It's a million-to-one chance, but it just might work.
*fires*
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Inkwash Posted Jan 31, 2002
Ah but million to one chances crop up nine times out of ten!
Good shot!
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silverygibbon Posted Jan 31, 2002
Thanks.
*The harrier tumbles from the sky - flames trailing from it's thrust vents*
Look, the pilot has ejected safely, and the wreckage is plumeting directly for the cardigans. 
Quick, let's get everyone together and depart un-noticed in the confusion. 
Here we go.
Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Jan 31, 2002
What a shot! Jim Bowen and Bully would be proud of you
::Pops over to get a cardigan::
Well it might get chilly later.
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 31, 2002
RUN FOR THE HILLS
~There is a small elongate hill not far away. The Evil One runs towards it thinking that it could provide some cover from the searching Muto-cardigans, Tarzan and the varmints~
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Jan 31, 2002
::Mistadrong is hot on his heels::
Phew, maybe the cardigan wasn't such a good idea after all.
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Feb 1, 2002
~The hill is quite steep and about 60ft high. It is a few hundred feet long~
~EO climes the steep side and vanishes fron view over the top~
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Feb 1, 2002
::Wonders where the rest of the intrepid adventurers are::
Hang on! Hang on!
60ft high and 100 ft long, I know what this is;
it's the top of the pyramid that Indiana went into looking for the Lost Ark
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Feb 2, 2002
~No sign of the Evil One~
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Feb 2, 2002
::Wonders if there's any point in moving this slab on the top::
Maybe I'd better go back to the stagecoach.
Buying your head in the sand doesn't work Evil One, I can see your bum sticking up.
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Feb 3, 2002
Is that Bill Gates' Internet Explorer kit?
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Feb 3, 2002
~Walks back over the slab~
Can anyone remember where we are supposed to be going?
I've been distracted by everything else thats going on
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- 141: silverygibbon (Jan 29, 2002)
- 142: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jan 29, 2002)
- 143: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jan 29, 2002)
- 144: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Jan 29, 2002)
- 145: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jan 29, 2002)
- 146: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Jan 29, 2002)
- 147: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jan 30, 2002)
- 148: silverygibbon (Jan 31, 2002)
- 149: Inkwash (Jan 31, 2002)
- 150: silverygibbon (Jan 31, 2002)
- 151: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Jan 31, 2002)
- 152: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jan 31, 2002)
- 153: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Jan 31, 2002)
- 154: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Feb 1, 2002)
- 155: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Feb 1, 2002)
- 156: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Feb 2, 2002)
- 157: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Feb 2, 2002)
- 158: silverygibbon (Feb 3, 2002)
- 159: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Feb 3, 2002)
- 160: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Feb 3, 2002)
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