A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
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silverygibbon Posted Jan 13, 2002
Far to the west, on the very borders of the kingdom there is a plateau. It lies at the edge of the might forest, over the Cloudy Mountains and beyond the Perilous Swamp.
On this plateau are the ruins of a great city. Overlooking the ruins are great pyramids, and here legend tells us are kept the secrets of the ancients.
Hang on, I have the strangest feeling of deja vu. 
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 13, 2002
Can I come?
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Jan 13, 2002
Luckily I have these manhole sizes tablets that cure deja-vu.
Take three immediately.
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broelan Posted Jan 13, 2002
wait for me!
*looks around*
where's my lackey?
lackey!! my bags! where are my bags?
can't go on an adventure without the proper equipment!
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Jan 14, 2002
::resists the urge to say look under your eyes:: 
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silverygibbon Posted Jan 14, 2002
Highness, I'm honoured. 
Your presence will add greatly to our venture.
*pulls out miniature 
slipper*
I had kept your favour for this journey, but with you here also we cannot fail.
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silverygibbon Posted Jan 14, 2002
*looks at manhole sized tablets*
What deja-vu? 
These tablet might be useful to defend against savage beasts though. 
Welcome also to The Evil One. 
Hmm, as to other provisions....
I need to order for HappyDude,
steak for s is taken care of.
I have a big bag of socks.
Are there any other necessities?
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silverygibbon Posted Jan 14, 2002
Oh no! I have forgotten to bring the Sphinx.
*Returns with the Sphinx*
(The Sphinx turns out to be a playful 3 legged 
)
*Carefully leashes Sphinx so she may not chase crocodiles. )
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Inkwash Posted Jan 14, 2002
I see that Sir Ottox has been lurking again.... 
I perhaps ought to think about a change in profession while we're on this voyage...
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Jan 14, 2002
In my capacity as chief
of the expedition that led from the dank mouldy dungeon of Balwinity I found that a goodly supply of notebooks and coloured pens are always useful.
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silverygibbon Posted Jan 14, 2002
Not at all Inkwash. Your skills are more than appreciated.
Lurking Knights fulfil a necessary role, byt so do you. Who will Lurk when Memorable, Historic Charges are required?
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silverygibbon Posted Jan 14, 2002
Not at all Inkwash. Your skills are more than appreciated.
Lurking Knights fulfil a necessary role, but so do you. Who will Lurk when Memorable, Historic Charges are required?
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 14, 2002
~Evil One now employed as lackey for st. b~
~grumbles under the weight of a packet of six pills, a hunting seige cannon, a cage containing a multitude of ballons, a selection of top hats, a large silver caravan and a huge white phone.~
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Jan 14, 2002
::places a straw on Evil 1's back::
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 14, 2002
~crushed uner additional straw~
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Jan 14, 2002
Ah, I feel so much better now
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broelan Posted Jan 14, 2002
my lackey!!
*now* who's going to carry the royal bags?
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Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent Posted Jan 14, 2002
big bag of socks..mmmmmmmm
*checks rucksack for sock supply*
Yep, I'm packed and ready!
*puts small box into bag and smiles mysteriously*
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- 41: silverygibbon (Jan 13, 2002)
- 42: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jan 13, 2002)
- 43: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Jan 13, 2002)
- 44: HappyDude (Jan 13, 2002)
- 45: broelan (Jan 13, 2002)
- 46: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Jan 14, 2002)
- 47: HappyDude (Jan 14, 2002)
- 48: silverygibbon (Jan 14, 2002)
- 49: silverygibbon (Jan 14, 2002)
- 50: silverygibbon (Jan 14, 2002)
- 51: Inkwash (Jan 14, 2002)
- 52: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Jan 14, 2002)
- 53: silverygibbon (Jan 14, 2002)
- 54: silverygibbon (Jan 14, 2002)
- 55: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jan 14, 2002)
- 56: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Jan 14, 2002)
- 57: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jan 14, 2002)
- 58: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Jan 14, 2002)
- 59: broelan (Jan 14, 2002)
- 60: Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent (Jan 14, 2002)
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