A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
A dank, mouldy dungeon
broelan Posted May 16, 2001
*runs over to protect phantom 
*
leave the spidey alone you- you-- you big evil person, you!
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted May 16, 2001
I'm only teasing it
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pathetical, formerly "madmaz- zaphodista, marshmallow minister, vegetarian and torturer (among other things)..." Posted May 17, 2001
Hmm, yes... I like it. Very nice. Atmospheric and all. But where's the torture chamber? I know its round here somewhere. Has anyone got a light?
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted May 18, 2001
The torture chamber's just over there, behind that door...but we don't need light down here, that sickly green glow should be enough...
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted May 18, 2001
stops sulking long enough to spook Madmaz
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted May 18, 2001
Laughs along evily with st.sad
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Inkwash Posted May 18, 2001
Lurks evilly but, alas, silently and thus unheeded.
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broelan Posted May 18, 2001
*hears evil laughter and feels a lurking presence, but can't see squat*
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Inkwash Posted May 18, 2001
(Peels the huge from off Broelan's eyes)
Now can you see? 
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broelan Posted May 18, 2001
oh! yes. much better, thank you!
*sees eerie green glow*
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted May 19, 2001
Bad !!! You weren't supposed to bite the princess!
(Oh wait, I was the wasn't I?)
*whistles innocently*
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted May 21, 2001
Bad buttercup!
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pathetical, formerly "madmaz- zaphodista, marshmallow minister, vegetarian and torturer (among other things)..." Posted May 21, 2001
Oh yes, I can see the torture chamber... It's THAT door over there, the one with the built-in creaking noise for added effect, isn't it? Hmm. *Opens door* Creeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaak. Yes, this is the one. It's great. 
I like the slime dripping from the walls, that's a nice touch. The cobwebs are good too, that's probably where all the spiders are coming from. I think the rusting chains all over the floor are probably overdoing it a bit though, and to be perfectly honest, those yawning rat-filled pit holes in the floor over there are a definite health and safety risk. Still, there's lots of potential. And I won't deny it's one of the most well-equipped torture chambers I've ever seen. Lots of... pointy bits... and a fair few sharp spiky bits too. I'll have to clean all the instruments up a bit before I can get to work- that Iron Maiden thingy there looks like it hasn't ever had the encrusted blood wiped off it. I'm happy here though. And you're right, brighter lighting would ruin the ambiance. Can't anyone do anything about this blimmin' though? Nearly gave me a heart attack just then...
A dank, mouldy dungeon
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted May 21, 2001
I like the foul stench like the opening of a grave, destroying all hope seeming to doom us to dispair. It seems like my vision is going black arround the edges now. Oh, it was only the king
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted May 21, 2001
Flattery will get you everywhere...
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted May 22, 2001
What's with the current craze for evicting the Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?!?!
I AM the ambience! 
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted May 22, 2001
Ha! So THERE!!!
*spreads some more mould around in a proprietary manner*
*adds a spider or two*
*makes sure there's the proper feeling of someone watching your every move*
A blood-curdling scream echoes throughout the dungeons, and every torch that was lit suddenly blows out.
MUCH better
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted May 22, 2001
So it was written, and so it shall come to pass...
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- 221: broelan (May 16, 2001)
- 222: Inkwash (May 16, 2001)
- 223: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (May 16, 2001)
- 224: pathetical, formerly "madmaz- zaphodista, marshmallow minister, vegetarian and torturer (among other things)..." (May 17, 2001)
- 225: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (May 18, 2001)
- 226: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (May 18, 2001)
- 227: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (May 18, 2001)
- 228: Inkwash (May 18, 2001)
- 229: broelan (May 18, 2001)
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- 231: broelan (May 18, 2001)
- 232: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (May 19, 2001)
- 233: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (May 21, 2001)
- 234: pathetical, formerly "madmaz- zaphodista, marshmallow minister, vegetarian and torturer (among other things)..." (May 21, 2001)
- 235: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (May 21, 2001)
- 236: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (May 21, 2001)
- 237: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (May 22, 2001)
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- 239: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (May 22, 2001)
- 240: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (May 22, 2001)
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