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A dank, mouldy dungeon
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 14, 2001
*Wonders how he ended up here*
*Begins getting afraid*
A dank, mouldy dungeon
Apollo Posted Jun 18, 2001
*Wanders in, looks around*
Are there any prisoners in this dungeon of yours? Hades asked me to look around Balwyniti and find some creative methods for torturing souls...(torturing, no S&M 2 legs 
)
This place could use a bit of light... *attempts to light a torch, fails*
Hrmph...guess it doesn't pay to be the God of Light...
--Apollo
A dank, mouldy dungeon
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jun 19, 2001
There are no prisoners, but if you're after ideas, you may like to ask our Royal purveyor of torture...
A dank, mouldy dungeon
Inkwash Posted Jun 19, 2001
And go easy on the lights, Sad Mad the 
likes it nice and dark around here and has been known to get violent on people with torches 
A dank, mouldy dungeon
Ottox Posted Jun 19, 2001
* wakes up *
Who's Sad Mad??? The only *real* here is the Fearsome Phantom!
Why do I have such a headache??? 
* passes out *
A dank, mouldy dungeon
Ottox Posted Jun 19, 2001
Sad Mad or Bad (or Buttercup) has never been here! Only the Fearsome Phantom (better known as Sad Mad or Bad (or Buttercup))
She's been busy RL 
Exams today! 
She'll be back!
A dank, mouldy dungeon
Inkwash Posted Jun 19, 2001
Ah Silly me for reading people's actual handles...
Exams? The poor lass! I can only empathise...
A dank, mouldy dungeon
broelan Posted Jun 19, 2001
well, as for prisoners, evil one was shackled up in the corner over there.... but it appears he's either escaped or been magicked invisible...
*tries to wake ottox*
sir ottox, dear, can you hear me?
A dank, mouldy dungeon
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jun 20, 2001
BOO!
A dank, mouldy dungeon
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 20, 2001
::
But can't keep away from Dungeons, especially as nice as this::
A dank, mouldy dungeon
broelan Posted Jun 20, 2001
ever seen 'sleeping beauty'? classic role reversal
A dank, mouldy dungeon
Inkwash Posted Jun 20, 2001
Aha!
So what happens if you try it on him when he's already awake? Does it make him hyperactive or what?
A dank, mouldy dungeon
broelan Posted Jun 20, 2001
well... if he wakes up i'll try it and see
doesn't seem to be working so far, tho.... 
A dank, mouldy dungeon
Apollo Posted Jun 20, 2001
*leans against a wall, watching the chaos going on*
*the wall moves*
*Apollo falls into the hidden passage. The wall closes again.*
A dank, mouldy dungeon
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jun 21, 2001
quickly sweeps dust from around where Apollo was into a dustpan.
Then she spreads it around a few 
webs.
Then, because she's in a good mood, she rattles her chains at the Princess.
Hmmmmmmm, I wonder where the prisoner went? Maybe he died of neglect?
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- 285: Ottox (Jun 19, 2001)
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- 291: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Jun 20, 2001)
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- 293: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 20, 2001)
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