A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
A dank, mouldy dungeon
Inkwash Posted Mar 12, 2001
Well I notice you already have a court jester (damnez-vous, Happy dude! 
) so...
Do you have a Minister of Lurking?
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Mar 12, 2001
Well, we don't actually have ministers, but you're welcome to be a Royal Lurker...or Lord Lurkly...or something like that...Lurking is a noble talent that must in all cases be encouraged...
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Inkwash Posted Mar 13, 2001
I quite agree, your majesty. [lurk]. I'm not comfortable with the title of lord, so Royal Lurker it shall have to be.
[little more lurking]
Shame you don't have ministers.... rhymes with "SINISTER"- Mooohahahaaaa!!!
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Mar 13, 2001
Why is it that everyone wants to be evil?? 
But Royal Lurker ye verily shalt be...
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 13, 2001
I attest to the background check. A 
pronounced me dead! 
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 13, 2001
floats around to check everything is as mouldy as she left it.
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Inkwash Posted Mar 13, 2001
Don't you worry, I've been patching up the mould-bald spots during my lurking.
(See, lurking needn't always be with evil intent! 
)
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 13, 2001
My mould has BALD SPOTS?!?!
The HORROR!!!!
BTW: party at my space to celebrate the return of h2g2!!!!
Thanks for fixing the mould.
*rearranges dirty socks around to give that 'homey' smell, and coaxes a few spiders out of hiding*
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Inkwash Posted Mar 13, 2001
It used to have bald spots. I patched them up with peanut butter, and now that people are back it will regenrate itself anyway because of the air circulation and extra CO2 levels...
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broelan Posted Mar 13, 2001
apparently when kingy entered, he left the light on, so now i can see where i am. what a *cool* mouldy dungeon!! thanks for coming to find me, sire.
did someone say 'party'?
fearsome phantom, you are soooooooooooo much better in your natural element. not that i didn't appreciate your spooking me while we were shut out......
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Mar 14, 2001
Well I'm glad to see everyone's sorted out nicely, welcome back to the Kingdom, princess.
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 14, 2001
turns OFF the light (which does nothing for the ambience of the place AT ALL 
, and then sneaks up behind the princess and gives an unearthly
SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Ooh, ooh, ooh, did you all hear THAT?!?! She enjoys me spooking her!!!!
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Mar 14, 2001
Doesn't that defeat the purpose?
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 14, 2001
Uh, well, not if she's really REALLY scared!
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Mar 14, 2001
Best we keep the lights off then...
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Ottox Posted Mar 14, 2001
* Ottox, at last back in the Kingdom (except for the regular lurking), enters the Dungeon *
Fearsome? Where are you? Is the tea ready? And can I have a 'Booo!'?
* when he realises the presence of the king *
Hi Kingy! That Royal Lurker title, is it one that only *one* person can have? I'd think I qualify!
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Mar 14, 2001
After all this time you *finally* ask for a title! Would you prefer to be Sir Lurkly than Sir Ottox then? ;-รพ
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Ottox Posted Mar 14, 2001
But I like that title, I already have get used to it, I didn't realise that I had to ask for it myself, I....
Can't a knight be a royal lurker???
Oh, and please read my upcoming forum posting!
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Mar 14, 2001
So you want to be Sir Ottox of Lurking then?
Umm...what forum posting would that be, pray tell?
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Ottox Posted Mar 14, 2001
Oops! 
That should be: My new Journal entry!
Ah! The well-known countys Linx & Lurking...
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