A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
A dank, mouldy dungeon
broelan Posted Mar 16, 2001
*takes a smaller sip of tea*
*looks around, admiring the vapor trails the cobwebs are leaving as she turns her head from side to side*
*thinks, 'wow, 's been a loooooooong time since that's happened'*
*tries to take another drink of tea, has trouble raising mug to lips*
d-d-d-oooooo youuuuu 'ave a scht- schtrrraaaaaw?
*eyelids drooping, delirious grin on her face*
A dank, mouldy dungeon
Inkwash Posted Mar 16, 2001
Therezh shome schtraawwww.... leaking out frum bitweeeen the mortar bitween the bricks bitween the wall.... 
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broelan Posted Mar 16, 2001
fffffffeearsom fffffffffffantommmmmmm, would youuuuuu have any bisssssssscuitsss?
*sips tea some more*
A dank, mouldy dungeon
broelan Posted Mar 16, 2001
fffffffeearsom fffffffffffantommmmmmm, would youuuuuu have any bisssssssscuitsss?
*sips tea some more*
(sorry if this got possssted twice 
)
A dank, mouldy dungeon
Ottox Posted Mar 16, 2001
It's a nice cup of tea, isn't it? 
I only yelled at those nasty disinfectors! 
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broelan Posted Mar 16, 2001
*sees 
, thinks it's a biscuit, nibbles on the edge. it starts to look like this.... 
*
riiivvvvvvvvvvvvvvval? wha- rrrrrrrri--
*out cold*
*drops tea, tea spills, starts eating a hole through her skirts*
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 16, 2001
*returns with biscuit, only to find.... Broelan stretched out on the floor*
What'll I do with these delicious biscuits that I just cooked using the secret family recipe NOW?!?
A dank, mouldy dungeon
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Mar 17, 2001
*covers the princess to protect her modesty in case the tea eats away too much of her skirts*
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Ottox Posted Mar 17, 2001
, you could always let me have some of them, while I try to protect the princess from the 
king... 
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 17, 2001
My tea EATS?!? I wonder if that's where all the (mouldy) cheese got to?
*Holds out biscuits for Ottox.* They're a weird greeny grey colour, but it's pretty hard to tell in the gloom.
A dank, mouldy dungeon
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Mar 17, 2001
I was covering her with a sheet
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broelan Posted Mar 19, 2001
*rolls over in her comatose state, banging her head on a rock (or the wall, or some other hard-like thing, maybe someone's boot)*
mmmmmmmmmph
*out cold*
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 20, 2001
Hm. Well I guess at least she's not going anywhere in a hurry 
Still....
*finds pillow*
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 20, 2001
*We pause for an announcement* There's a party for someone we all know and love who missed his rightful birthday party when the site went down: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F49494?thread=102049&post=854076
A dank, mouldy dungeon
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Mar 20, 2001
So 'oo's that then? And when do I get to meet 'im?
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Mar 21, 2001
'op along to the party oh King, and he'll be there.
'e's a nice chap, bit of a tho
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- 85: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Mar 16, 2001)
- 86: Ottox (Mar 16, 2001)
- 87: Inkwash (Mar 16, 2001)
- 88: Ottox (Mar 16, 2001)
- 89: broelan (Mar 16, 2001)
- 90: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Mar 16, 2001)
- 91: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Mar 17, 2001)
- 92: Ottox (Mar 17, 2001)
- 93: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Mar 17, 2001)
- 94: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Mar 17, 2001)
- 95: broelan (Mar 19, 2001)
- 96: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Mar 20, 2001)
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- 99: Inkwash (Mar 20, 2001)
- 100: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Mar 21, 2001)
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