h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Y2K] Dum de dum de dum de dum de.

*Without warning, the roof of the office caves in. A figure in a perfect tux and bow tie lands lightly where once there was floor. He bows to the assembled villains.*

'Hello. Although it pains me to say this, I am here to put a stop to your nefarious little schemes. Villains have had the run of this city for too long. Have at you!'

*HG raises his (tm) disdainful eyebrow*

Interesting...

[sea] he's not much of a threat...

*Afgncaap5 hears a familiar voice from his bug at EGHQ, and sends a holographic image of himself to investigate. The hologram appears right behind UH*

Uncle Heavy! Man, am I glad that your'e here. GL and I have been swamped trying to keep STUMPED under wraps! Now that you're back, we won't be the only Certified CHOPPERS members around!

*The hologram looks around at the assembled villains*

Uh-oh. Er, Uncle Heavy, normally I'd love to help, but I'm only a hologram, and I'm busy in another forum dealing with the STUMPED members on the streets. Later!

*The image fades*

[Lord Ancba enters on a hoverchair, with Flopsy the Catrabbit in his lap]

Greetings. I wish to joine EGI, if I may. I somehow feel my talents are being wasted in STUMPED, don't you think, Flopsy?

[Flopsy purrs]

Good! [takes the paper and signs it]

[Mewtwo] }Oh great. A catrabbit.{

[Vekura] {As if we needed another bad guy.}

Maybe we do... maybe we don't! If they all start fighting amoungst each other it might be good! Otherwise... that's a *bad* thing!

We'd better get after them in the 'ther forum!

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[Y3C] D'oh.

[Mewtwo] }Who's this guy Lord Ancba?{

[Vekura] {And what's he doing here?}

[Mewtwo] }And why do I have a bad feeling he will actually be a threat?{

Don't you go changing the subject, now. I'm here to distribute some indescriminate justice and I don't want you to confuse me. I don't think I need to read you your rights.

[sea] not like it's hard to confuse him....

This new villain's one of the few newer members of STUMPED who actually care about continuity. Very dangerous...

*Affy stops mumbling to himself about what he's overhearing, when he notices something strange a few blocks away. He goes to investigate*

Anyway. We digress. Will you come quietly, or do I have to get violent?

There's no need for you to resort to violence.

[Lord Ankba makes a hand signal in front of Flopsy, who immediately starts looking vicious]

Leave that to me.

*Affy crashes through the skylight of EGHQ, and lands on top of LB, breaking the chair*

Oops, sorry Mr....

*Stares at LB*

OH, great. Just out of curiosity, does EG have *ANY* non-STUMPED members?

*Pulls out his sword, and goes over all of the combat spells he uses in these kinds of situations*

Okay, I'm assuming that there's some kind of battle about to break out here, right? Right?

*NYC, who curiously has not yet been thrown out, pulls out his hand-held howitzer*

if you insist... hehehe...

*NYC presses the trigger, and four hot salvos head in Affy's direction*

[Mewtwo uses his abilities to block the bolts]

[sea] that kitty is really starting to bug me...

*NYC swats Mew to the side with the stock of his howitzer, then takes aim back on Affy*

That better, sea?

*NYC commences firing*