h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[sea] we're not going to let you get away with it, GL.

[evillene] give me a break, you'll forget within five minutes.

[sea] ....forget what???

Not if I can stop you. My lady. Blah blah.

Of course.

*sea looks comfused*

[sea] no, really. forget what?

[evillene] what?

*uncomfortable pause*

[sea] i forget.

[This conversation has rather ground to a halt. Let's see if we can't get it going again.]

*coughs*

You insane genii have gone too far this time...

*sighs* We're evil and you've got nothing on us! So go away and find some medieval evidence before you send the town watch on us...*Evil Smirk (trademarks not invented yet), one hand makes small shooing motions*

Go on.... get....

[HP}=~~

[Why do you sign your name in a sperm? :-p ?]

I believ this forum is part of an article devoted to the aiding/foiling of evil genii. Unless your idea of foiling is more in the vein of 'not foiling', I'm going to stick to my instincts.

Giguschild (a Xenomorph, newly consigned to CHOPPERS) bursts in through the window, and lands crouching on the floor. Adroitly he leaps onto the cieling and surveys the scene. He is puzzled by the fact that his suit, shades and gun have all gone. At last, he realises about this time-shift thing; he then realises that nothing is happening here. In order to rectify this, he places a bank note he recovered from the raided bank in the hands of sea. He scuttles into a dark corner to see what happens. Sea starts to protest that she is innocent...

[to Heavy] I don't suppose instigating problems on the part of /heroes/ would be construed as anything?

BTW, any villain man (or whatever) enough can duell me at the Super Battle forum, at my page...

Yeah. It would be construed as justice. Punk.

I move that we leave this conversation and move to the other one. It's too difficult to have to check both conversations before posting. Do I hear anyone second the motion?

This forum was meant to be for the villains and for the heros to peek in on the world of the villains for info while they acted in the other... I'm sorry I did not make that clear... obviously hero's can still take part... but there's no way they're getting into the castle without something sufficiently cunning and well thought out... after much plot winding also ... It isn;t a sperm, dammit! its a bottle of HP sauce... not the brand... just a bad pun... dammit again... its Eomando's fault... she made it up...

Ah, I see. This is the intro forum. I'll just stick to the other one, to keep my sanity, if you don't mind.

I wholeheartedly agree, and apologise for trashing your office.

Maybe its a saucy sprem?

I will go to the other forum as soon as I figure out what, in fact, is going on over there.