h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The table disintegrates, and the force of the explosion hurls Euan backwards; the second round flies through the space which was occupied by him just a second ago.

Euan flies into the wall.*

That's going to leave bruises!

*Notices vulcan is damaged beyond immediate repair, gets out self-loading shotgun and proceeds to fire several grape-shots into the debris field that should (hopefully) contain Isard*

*The table disintegrates, and the force of the explosion hurls Euan backwards; the second round flies through the space which was occupied by him just a second ago.

Euan flies into the wall.*

That's going to leave bruises!

*Notices vulcan is damaged beyond immediate repair, gets out self-loading shotgun and proceeds to fire several grape-shots into the debris field that should (hopefully) contain Isard*

Craxus, the same rules as before apply.

*Isard, who was going to fire another round, gets knocked back by the force of the shot gun rounds' impacts on his armor, the gun shoots not in the general direction of Euan, but instead at the ground in between them.*

* MaW attempts to reincorporate all of his body in the same place in something like it's original shape *

*Isard fires four more rounds at MaW, hoping vaporize enough of him that he won't re-encorporate for several years*

Euan what rules?

*Craxus stands up from behind a pool table. He takes his hellsing handgun aims it perfectly into the barrel of HDS' gun and fires two shots.*

the barrel is facing MaW, and the floor...

*Raises the "Ogre" and fires a round at Craxus's chest*

...or rather they were

Won't you ever play fair? Your surrounded by people who nonstop fire at you and you just dodge completely somehow....

*Craxus gets shot in the chest as his breastplate absorbs the blow and he goes flying in the wall as it crumbles down on his body. Craxus lays there motionless bleeding from the temple.*

You are the only one firing non-stop, Euan has only fired a few times, and incidently, you'll not that my shield is down, its all armor now

*Isard walks over to Craxus and begins the process of hand cuffing him*

BTW you do know that your pants are on fire, you are surrounded, your weapon is damaged, and your armor is gone.

*Craxus lays there making not a peep.*

he put his trousers out already

* MaW suddenly reincorporates, although he looks ever so slightly different due to misassembly and interference from various projectiles passing through his disassociated molecules. He groans, sways a few times and then passes out *

*Noticing the Fact that the rebels do not realize that hom and Yer are, in fact, present (even though the made such a grand entrance) Takes the opertunity to fire stun grenade into the circle, and follows up with a nice even spray on full automatic*

*As HDS walks over to handcuff Craxus, Craxus suddenly becomes awake but doesn't move to make HDS think he is not awake. Just as HDS bends down to handcuff Craxus, Craxus flips over and has his tommy gun and sawed off double barrel automatic shotgun in his hands. Craxus fires until he is completely out of the ammo in the clips.*

* MaW groans slightly, but remains pretty much out of it *

[Yar throws a Supposition Disk (you know, the stun-things) at Craxus and another at Euan.]

[Yar] Hope this works ...

[Hilbryk](to Yar) It seems that the weapons I fires had no effect, so...

*Takes aim at Craxus' head and fires of 3 rounds in rapid succestion.*

*As the disk comes over by Craxus, it stuns him. Just as he falls 3 bullets fly over his head. Craxus lays on the floor all limp, but he mumbles out a few words.*

Verc, Jade, and Maw.....get them NOW!!!!

[Hilbryk] Finally...

you do not decide when my armor is and is not gone Craxus, just as I don't assume that any of my flack shells blew you into a cloud of blood and bone dust!

*Isard's armor takes several of the shots before he manages to fall to the ground, under the stream of bullets, there Isard lays, playing possem too well for any to notice.*

*When Craxus hits the ground from the suposition disk, Isard gets up and handcuffs him, hearing but not comprehending his mumbling.*

Thanks for the help, guys, I imagine I could very well have been killed, had it not been for your help. Think you could toss some of those disks at Jade, Euan, or Verc?