h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*cover ducks wondering why she should suddenly become the centre of attention*

Gee, it is not the Lego that make depressiv! And have back that fairycake! *ENGLÄNDER getting realy up to it, knocking the fairycake back into Bossels direction. In this TPVortex you get to see yourself in comparison to a legobrickuniverse. Always leaves you with the Sysiphustask of putting all the parts back into the box*

*Takes another sip of that biiiiiiiiiig drink that matirialised infront of him out of thick air (Har har, Dicke Luft da, nicht wahr) and feels a hell of a lot better then the moment he came in.*

*grabs her mostly finished LEGO elephant and hides behind the purple couch.*

G7

Hey, has anybody seen a |OOOOOOOO|-part? I need one to fix this Total perspective Vortex and transform it into a fairycakeblaster:

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* installs his fischertechnik rubber-driven mortar loaded with some floppy cooky (a remnant from the Halloween party found on the floor) and hits G7 with the cooky *
Ooh yeah. Seems to be some aggressive people in here tonight, or have we been sent back in time for some 20 years?
* Tries to avoid being hit by Engländers round, but fails *

Bother, didn´t realy work!

*The screen schows TRY AGAIN*


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YEAH! Depression is just the inwardly directed aggression, so what I should do is "LET IT OUT"

OK, FIRE AWAY! I AM JUST SAFE BEHIND THIS COMPUTERRACK HERE!

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* is unable to identify nogginette's position due to cluttered vision and withdraws into the bathroom *

*Quickly assembling a kill-o-zap-gun*
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::Cat crawls under the fabulous purple couch with Gwenny::

::Kes waves his white alchemist jacket as a sign of surrender, his motive being peace so that he can find the cat, check on her and Gwenny, and then sneak off to the Musehome and the Church of Erato, where Dragonfly is, before he gets stuck with staying around and cleaning up::

takes this as a sign that the Great Battle In The Pub has settled and orders a free round for all parties still alive

*flutter of wings*

Hi folks,

well, it looks, we moved back to the 'regular' thread.

The Halloween-party was great - thank you all for joining it.

A VERY SPECIAL thank you to Pandora, who had the marvellous idea for this Halloween party and who made a great part of it's great atmosphere. Thanks, Pan! *huge*

Methinks, the next party would be soon, cause I have my nameday at 25th of November - in Poland the nameday is more important then the birthday . Well, we will see.

You know what, reading the backlog almost 'killed me'. I think, we shall go until 1000 (it's a nice number,that's why ) and then I'll start a new thread. Methinks, there will always be a new thread, for every month one. What do you think?

*Kasia runs to the kitchen and carries out some of Pan's crab cakes and sultandudes oysters, as well as her home made apple cake, veggi mousaka and...*

Need a drink! *Kasia purs herself a Caipirinha*

Oh, hi Bossel, nice you found your way in here

::A cautious Kes runs over to the purple couch::

"A PPGGB, please, Bossel, thanks!!!" he cries as he runs through "NO-Man's Land".

::He crawls onto the floor and lifts the skirt of the purple couch::

"How are you doing under there?"

*waves Kes and Dragonfly to safety then pops her head over the sofa to take a look at the pub*

Does this happen often?

*ducks an unidentifiable flying food product and decides that keeping her head down would be a good thing*

G7

*****pppssttttt... Dragonfly's in the Church of Erato, remember!?? This is just the black cat that came into the pub, and a representation of Kes, until he gets back from playing the ivories(he's special like that!!!) ******

::Kes uses his alchemist jacket as a shield against flying fairycakes::

Here's your PGGB, Dragonfly!

Hiya Gw7en, are you resting? Fancy a drink?

Yes please, Kasia. Something exceptionally strong. But not *that* strong... *gestures at the PGGB.

*picks up the black cat and scratches it behind the ears until it begins to purr. Sits _on_ the purple couch now*

Cats are always so soothing, don't you think, Kes?

G7

Hmm, something strong? How about my favourite Caipirinha?

Sounds lovely! Thank you.

G7

*Kasia purs 2 Caipirinhas - for G7 and herself and goes over to the red couch*

Yawns! Am I tired! I was tonight at a Deep Purple concert - it was great.

*Kasia falls asleep zzzzzzzzzzzz*