h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi G7. Things go .... OK, mostly. The thing on my wrist goes "tick .. tick"; the thing on the bar in front of me goes from full to empty; ... my memory seems to be going faster than it should. Tell me:

1) Was it a good party?
2) Was it so good that that's why my memory isn't working, or
3) Was it so good that it'd be better if I don't remember
4) Would you like a drink; if so, what

1. It was a lovely party, but ended far too soon, IMHO.
2. Yes.
3. Probably.
4. I would like a cuba libra, please. (R&C with a lime for the uninitiated. ) Thank you very much.

*takes the glass she is handed and sips it slowly*

Perfect! You're very good at this.

G7

::Thinks:: Oh, that Kes is perfect at doing anything...

::lets out a sigh::

::shakes her head::

(I'm at the part where the elephant trek was drunk and singing in France...)

Thank you - I have this great affinity for not-too-dilute aqueous solutions of ethanol ... just natural, I guess.

Glad it was a good party ... I wouldn't want to be looking and feeling like I do now for no good reason. Hope the memory comes back, so I can work out who I need to apologise to .... not to you, apparently, since you're still talking. Good. One down, many to go.

Care for some nuts?
*Produces a sachet of dried cat food from his pocket, stares at it, then produces a packet of nuts*
There - sorry about that ...

::laughs at the cat food::

::reaches for her phantom cat ear::

::hopes Kes doesn't notice:: I have to admit I have felt a little funny since the party... it must have been a good one!!!

Gwenny!!! I saw in the Elephant Trek that you alluded to living in Western Colorado!!! I moved to east of the Rockies and closer to our beloved BRONCOS two years ago... but... I was born in Grand Junction!!!

::hugs Gw7en:: Coloradans are the best...

Elephants? Grey? Party Pink? Yellow? Were they at the party? I don't remember elephants.
I think I remember a black .... no , not sure.
Elephants eh? Los Elephantos Colorados .... in Colorado ... Hmmm.

*hugs Dragonfly back* I have to agree! I'm living in Denver right now and I love it! The best city in the whole world, IMHO.

*shoots a strange look at the cat food. As she left early last night, she doesn't seem to be suffering from amnesia. Wonders if the witches had something to do with that...*

G7

"!Hello, one and all!"
Says the Skylion rather sheepishly, feeling very despondent that he couldn't understand proper american slang. He really must get out more.
"Uh, Saint, I'll get that address for you in a second."

thinks for a while.

"yes, elephants, at the zoo"

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*Kes stretches hi legs for a moment - a brief walk before drinking resumes . Unfortunately, he slips on the rug and falls ... no injury, but he looks rather silly*

Oops! How did that happen? I had the stargest feeling I'd just been somewhere else ... but obvioulsy I haven't.

::runs over to help Kes up::

That's ok... I am sure you have a very good reason for that silly bear rug tripping you.

::is tempted to try to grab him by the legs and force him back onto the floor::

::grins::

::sees ice and candy scattered on the floor::

::picks up some wrapped candy after helping Kes up and offers it to him::

This was on the floor,... but still perfectly good!!! Strange, isn't it!??

::looks out of the corner of her eye:: And why's there a Reese cup in your drink!??

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Very odd goings on, if you ask me.

*carefully puts her hand over her drink, just to make sure nothing appears in it. Tries to take a sip, but just gets her palm wet*

Well, that's not working at all, is it?

(I am on the list for the Denver meeting and looking forward to it! )

G7

*Pan staggers out of the corner where she's been drinking triples of something all day awaiting the party thread to end*
"Hello all!!! Thank you sooo much for coming to the Pub!!! Sorry to toss you out of the party...but there'll be another one very soon!
Er, St Dragonfly...I forgot to give you this root! Sorry, I WAS blasted...& in a rush to hex people all around the World! I had such fun!!! Kasia did a wonderful job keeping our mouthes wet!
I think I got drinkers elbow!" *bends right arm* "Owww! St Dragonfly, if you rub the root on your *whispers @%^&#~~* you'll be totally back to normal...if that's what you REALLY want!"
"Kasia, when you have the time, I'd love some of those great crab cakes & Granny's Tea! Yummy! Anyone care to join me? Oh & for the new comers...there's a box at the end of the bar...if you don't find the drink or food you want...just put a pinch of magic dust on the bar & your food/drink will be there...sorry, but it ONLY works for food & drinks." "And the juke box has EVERY song ever recorded!!! Kasia found it! When next you come...bring your pets if you like. Gwennie's doggies are usually over by the far fire place. They're really sweet! Time for work now...I'm pulling the night shift on the counseling line I don't like to work past midnight...it's just not natural!!!! Bye for now!" *blows kisses & leaves*

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::cross pollinates, root in hand, not knowing she wasn't completely back to normal::



(YAY for the Denver meet!!! I shall to see you then...!!! )

"Thank you for the invitation to your page. I was there & really didn't know what to say...I want to tell somebody my story about the day met Lenny Wilkins...one of my only two links to the sports World! And I am so glad you liked the party!!!! I am sorry I asked to end it...but we could have kept going 'virtually' forever! HA!"

I'm sure I'll feel better for only being in one incarnation of the bar at once!
*Looks nervously at rug*

"Are you quite sure about that?!?"