h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...*sits up...still shoving hair outta' her face...*
I'm thinking of chopping off my hair....shall we take a vote???
The 'I don't care's don't count....I've just had a few inches taken off......this time I had it taken off the bottom...
So, now.....it's just below my waist.......
If more men would grow their hair long more women could...I'm making no sense whatsoever......how odd.

i'll drink to that

*drinks too, without a reason*

Who needs a reason?

The is the reason - anything else is the excuse!
It must be sundown somewhere in the world!

*awakens and looks around in amazement*

What day is it? Did I miss Christmas?

*wanders toward bar and fixes herself a .* I have a whole month of crosswords to catch up on. I hate it when that happens.

Is WR sitll giving massages?

Sunset here.

morning here

It's completely dark outside.
Time to switch on the night mode -

...*from the shower...*shhhhould ole 'acqsh be
forgotla-la-LA-A--LA-LA-La-LAAAaaa
...*sounds of Kaisa's super turbo blow dryer...*ZOOOOOM
...*the door to the 'ladies' opens...Pandora exits...black gloves to th elbow...opera glasses in hand...sos she can read the numbers tp push on a juke box or sumthin'...slinky burgundy gown...slit up to *here*...black mesh stockings with lacey burgundy feathers in place of the seam up the backs...silver handbag...matches the silver feather earrings...both hanging from her right ear...same ole' gold 'salior's hoop' through and through her left ear...one long tight sleave down her right arm...strap across her thumb keeping the points of the sleave to her fingers...left shouler bare...accept for the two feather tatto on her front left shoulder one blue...the other pink...and the tatto on the back of the same shoulder of a dolphin, jumping out of the sea at sunset...hair just past her waist now...straight...freshly trim...a leather pouch tied at her waste...healing herbal remedies,etc. enclosed...burgundy and black ballet slippers on her feet...tied below the knee...peach colored rose in hand...she saunters over to the bar with a magnum of champagne...one of the nice, strong men in The Pub expertly open the mangum...everone's glasses are filled...*
I picked this bottle up during my last visit to The Unseen Shoppe in The Unknown Galaxy. It's along the same line as my new Flask-o-Fire, and N20 tank. Limitless! Just the way I like it. Jokes, Love, Alcohol, Herbal Remedies, Men...ahhh,
Limitless. Cheers My Dears! I shall see you all next year! Please enjoy the champage!There's a basket of vintage herbal remedies on the table in the alley...it's there near the candle...the year and port of export are printed on everything.

...*kisses her palm and blows in all directions as she slowly looks up and at every face...*I love you all...ado!...*takes her deep green, velvet cape from it's hook...pulls the hood over her head...and with a twirl she's out to her carriage for a New Year party...*

Pan, you look gorgeous, have a wonderful time and Happy New Year!

With that description, who need photographs? Luverly, Pan!

*just rolls her eyes*

Leave it to Pan to put on a fashion show. Guess I'd better ditch the sweats and sneakers and put on something presentable. Think I'll have a first. Make it two

*looks down at his own black jeans, boots and t-shirt*

don't feel you need to get dressed up on my account. Nothing wrong with comfortable as far as i can tell

*puts on her black pullover and woollen socks and falls asleep*



I don't need to dig a hole for that, do I?

Wouldn't it be even darker at the bottom of a hole? What you need is a tanning salon. Lots and lots of light.

Glad the place is staying casual. I don't think I have the energy to get all gussied up. And at my age it's kind of a waste anyway. I mean what's the point? It's not likely that anyone would even notice. Ah, to be young and unattached again.............even for New Year's Eve.

Hey, where's that ufo from Cacoon? The one that made all the old geezers youthful again. Try finding a alien when you need one. Actually what I need now is a . Luck for me this place has one.

Beep:::Beep:::Beep:::Beep:::Beep:::
...*two es back into the alley...a pile of ChippenDales jump out of one and a stack of Hooter Gals pour out from the other...the driver goes into The Pub with a clipboard...*
I need someone to sign for these. All paid up, they are. A lady by the name...*flips through pages...*yeah, yeah here it is...a gal by the name of Pandora has pre-paid right through to Jan. 2cd.
What a purty gal she was too...I gave her my own version of a five finger discount! hee-hee...she didn't seem to mind...
Anyway, I can let these wildcats loose if I can get someone's John Handcock here...on the dotted line, if you please. Oh and she left a little note. Lesss see...yep, says here these guys and gals are low fat. Good for those pesky New Year Resolutions!
...*is handed an ale...*just need someone to sign here x............

*Sultandude signs for the rent-a-party* A big thanks to Pan! Now, Party On Dudes!!!!!!

Will party hearty.