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Crossed Purposes:December 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 24, 2002
...*blows smoke
...kisses WR right on the mouth...*
I'm gonna' go outside......barefooted, of course, sheesh...
...an' I'm gonn'a build a snowman...an' a snoww-woman too.
I'm gonna' need a big strong man, or a few weak ones ta' put the head on the sucker for me.
...only thing missing now, a bit more libation! 
Crossed Purposes:December 2002
Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Dec 24, 2002
*Sultandude sticks his head in the door to see who's in attendance*
"MERRY CHRISTMAS FOLKS! Time for a bit of partying methinks! Grabs a bit of 
MMMmmmmmm! That's better. Now where is that Born Again Tart gone? Opens his 
bag and pulls out 
's for all. A string of lights 
Some 
A ======
~~~
And heads to the alley in search of Pan. 
Crossed Purposes:December 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 24, 2002
...*jumps into SultanDude's arms...his ===`~~ puts another hole in her shirt...* S-MAN!!! 
You made it! 
...*pours herself another tumbler of bourbon...* 
It's begining to look alot like Christmas!
Let me conger up a little somethin' special for everyone... 
....
~ ~~=== 
My spells jusss ain't what they use ta' be. 
...*continues to play in the snow...wonders who wrote their name in the snow using sumthin' yellow...doesn't have her reading glasses...doesn't care...*
Crossed Purposes:December 2002
Coniraya Posted Dec 24, 2002
*opens a magnum of *
*arranges glasses in a pyramid, climbs onto the bar and starts filling the glasses with vintage cru*
Merry Christmas everyone
Crossed Purposes:December 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 24, 2002
...*threads a clear hose into the pryamid...using years of practice...sucks the life from the party...*
...*pops the cork on another magnum...blows a hole throught the roof...* Now we won't have ta' go outside for snowUnless ya' want to or sumthin'.WWHO-HOO!
...*kicks the jukebox...upbeat Christmas music blasts out...* 
PARRRRRRRTYYYYY!!
Crossed Purposes:December 2002
Wrinkled Rocker Posted Dec 24, 2002
*gladly accepts from Caer*
And from me too!
Crossed Purposes:December 2002
Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Dec 25, 2002
Me three!
Crossed Purposes:December 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 25, 2002
Me fourfive and SEX!!! 
hahahahahaha
Crossed Purposes:December 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 25, 2002
...*as pictures of ChippenDales danced in her head...with hopes that hunky, Sven would soon be right there...*
Crossed Purposes:December 2002
Hati Posted Dec 25, 2002
*wakes up under the table wondering where she might be*
*finds and decides she is in the right place*
*mutters something about Christmas*
Crossed Purposes:December 2002
Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Dec 26, 2002
not last time i checked
Crossed Purposes:December 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 27, 2002
...*sits up...shoves her hair outta' her face...sees that Linus got
diary whilst in Cambodia...sees everone's got a drink...thuds back down for a long Winter's nap...*
Crossed Purposes:December 2002
Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Dec 27, 2002
*In the alley.* ==========~~~~
Crossed Purposes:December 2002
Kes Posted Dec 27, 2002
Yay! Bubbly!
*Grabs a glass of from the bottom left-hand corner of the stack*
Cheers!
Very best wishes to all the CP regulars and irregulars. Good friends all!
Crossed Purposes:December 2002
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Dec 27, 2002
I thought I saw a loincloth covered in ! That couldn't have been THOG, could it???
*Sees Sultandude in the alley with a ======~~~*
DEJA VU, man....!!!! 
*pours all around to celebrate the return of the prodigals.... *
Crossed Purposes:December 2002
Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Dec 27, 2002
"Cheers to all , I hope everyone had a nice time over Xmas. I escape from the jungle on New Years Eve for a much needed 4 weeks with Princess Toy."
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Crossed Purposes:December 2002
- 181: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 24, 2002)
- 182: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Dec 24, 2002)
- 183: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 24, 2002)
- 184: Coniraya (Dec 24, 2002)
- 185: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 24, 2002)
- 186: Wrinkled Rocker (Dec 24, 2002)
- 187: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Dec 25, 2002)
- 188: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 25, 2002)
- 189: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 25, 2002)
- 190: Hati (Dec 25, 2002)
- 191: Coniraya (Dec 25, 2002)
- 192: Hati (Dec 25, 2002)
- 193: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Dec 26, 2002)
- 194: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 27, 2002)
- 195: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Dec 27, 2002)
- 196: Hati (Dec 27, 2002)
- 197: Kes (Dec 27, 2002)
- 198: Hati (Dec 27, 2002)
- 199: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Dec 27, 2002)
- 200: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Dec 27, 2002)
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