h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...*sneeks up behind Carewynn...*

*still standing around under suffering from distressing bout of thinker's block . happy that fellow patrons of the bar have been keeping topped up . also happy that Caer is here, though thinker's block prevents remembering if something is supposed to happen under *

*hides under the table and tries to start the campfire there*

...*pulls the top od her dress off her shoulders...gracefully eases over to Just Another Number...looks up...smiles a wicked smile...
swallows her breath mint...and slides her hand up the backside of JAN's head...pulls him toward her...* Something on you mind Hon?


...*to be continued...*

*puts on baseball cap with sewn onto the end of the peak*

OI! Anyone want some Mitchells real draft from the Waterfront in Cape Town - I packed a keg in my bike's topbox?

*expertly draws a long with just enough head to foam the whiskers*

Pan, you are a tease but in the nicest way of course.

*opens a jereboahim of *

Me??? Well, we Tarts have an image to keep ya' know.
...*spies the mistletoe on WR's hat...gonna' have me some fun with that one, I am...*

what am i supposed to do with this

*puts it in his belt buckle for safekeeping*

Why Linus. Turns out 'you' are the tease...*shoves Jan aside after an nice long kiss...strolls past WR and blows the head off his ...just as he begins to protest...Pan leans in and gives him a smooch...right on the mouth...gives WR's leather vest a sniff...turns to make her way to Linus...*if*...he's still there when she gets to him...she'a got a wee trick in mind for him...begins to tie a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue...*

hmmm, let's hope for linus sake that pan is not tongue-tied

yes, yes, i know - but: there is a first to everything!

*falls asleep under the table*

Pierce...you outta' poet a PUN ALERT or sumthin'.

Linus???? Are you hidding from me?

yes, at least until you lose your cherry

Well, I NEVER!
Unless ya' wanna' count all the times I did.

...*wanders in the general direction of Linus' flight...whilst trying to divert attention by telling a bit of news...*Just so you all know Sultandude is doing okie-dokie. I do hope he pops in for a quick one. Wha'? I'm talking about a drink! Shhhhsh, tie one little cherry stem with my tongue and you all start looking at me...er, no, actually, that's pretty much the same look you always have on your faces. Huh. ...*spits out cherry stem...*
OHLINUSI GOTSumthin'For YA'!!!

*Points to large comfy chair in corner*

Linus is hiding behind there, Pan ...

*Pops her dentures in and out of her mouth seductively.... *

::wanders through in search of his ing whompin' stick, which seems to have come up missing...::

Hello, All!!!! and a few s to you... and a round of on me

::blinks and materializes a dozen or so ::

!!!

THOG!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
...*jumps into his arms whilst holding his Mod Whomping Stick...
knocking several eggnogs and egg heads in the process...*
How the Have you been?!? We've all missed you so!Oh, you're just in time for mistletoe, er, I mean Christmas......still haven't figured out what the difference is...


We've used your Mod Whoper on police, Mods, firemen, and even furry little creatures...I think they may have come in with the tree the ChippenDales brought from Norway.
Merry Christmas old bean!

I jus love you all, so much!


More bourbon, pa-leeze......So this is Christmas...la-la-la-la-a-a...another year older...la-la-la-la-la-a-a

*wakes up from a short inactivity*

Cherry Mistmas, Ev'rywon!

*downs remainder of his glass. Wanders about aimlessly trying to remember what the on the end of his cap is for?*

...*on her way for a new liter of bourbon...bumps into WR...who seems to be aimlessly wondering around...*Wazzz a matter? Ya' in yer cups or sumthin'?
Yo' Wrinkled Rocker...


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