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Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 18, 2002
:: grabs a few 
, rolls a ===
~~ and shares it with hati 
::
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 18, 2002
You can't smoke THAT!! It'll KILL YA"!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
...*grabs the nasty ==~~ from Pierce and Hati...replaces it with some greenery from Jamaica..* 
That was a close call...
Amatures.
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Coniraya Posted Dec 18, 2002
Did someone say the shops where all closed?
Lets go to Italy, they closed all afternoon then reopen for the evening!
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Dec 19, 2002
i'm more worried about my wallet being open than the shops being closed.
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 19, 2002
I'm more worried cuz I didn't get anything for anybody. Best start hitting the bourbon now...*finds water tumbler...
fills with Jackie D., The Jack Master, Uncle J. 
...*
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 19, 2002
Only one?! 
A girl's gotta' eat!
Say Kes, I was looking for a few peoms I'd written and I can't seem to find them. Aren't you the fella' I'm 'sposed to ask about that sort of thing?
First one went down nice and smooth.
Gotta' keep my anti freeze high
so to speak.
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Kes Posted Dec 19, 2002
*Pours Pan another water jug full of something that contains no water.*
Well, yes .... I run the Lost Poetry Office ... but it actually works like a Lost Luggage Office ... in other words, just like you can't get your lost luggage from the Lost Luggage Office, you can only get it if it's been Found .... the LPO receives poems that got lost, but someone has found ... and then looks after them ... so first, you have to find them ... Gee that's complicated ... I need a 
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 19, 2002
Oh
I see. Well, let me know if you run across any unpublished peoms. And 'specially if you find the one's I had published.
Guess I shoulda' kept a journel or somethin'.
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Kes Posted Dec 19, 2002
You're welcome!
*Takes a sip from Pan's "water" jug by mistake.*
Aaaaargh!!!! 
*Downs pint of 
*
Ah! That's better!
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 19, 2002
...*notices the tips of her *once* long eyelashes are gone...* Kes, old friend. After all this time. Turns out you're a bit of a Nancy Boy.
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Kes Posted Dec 19, 2002
*Decides not to poke tongue out in reply until tongue un-shrivels ...*
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 19, 2002
G-nite. Please tell that 
you're messing around with I said
YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE STREET!!
AAHH!
~ ~~=== ...always a silner lining...
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Dec 19, 2002
What have you people been up to. Not one 
joke the whole time i was away
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 20, 2002
...and another flask-o-fire for me, if You please, cuz I went and lost my last one when I was drunk or sumthin'.
Ahmen.
PLAYBALL!!! 
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Crossed Purposes: December 2002
- 141: Hati (Dec 18, 2002)
- 142: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 18, 2002)
- 143: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 18, 2002)
- 144: Hati (Dec 18, 2002)
- 145: Coniraya (Dec 18, 2002)
- 146: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Dec 19, 2002)
- 147: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 19, 2002)
- 148: Kes (Dec 19, 2002)
- 149: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 19, 2002)
- 150: Kes (Dec 19, 2002)
- 151: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 19, 2002)
- 152: Kes (Dec 19, 2002)
- 153: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 19, 2002)
- 154: Kes (Dec 19, 2002)
- 155: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 19, 2002)
- 156: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Dec 19, 2002)
- 157: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 20, 2002)
- 158: Hati (Dec 20, 2002)
- 159: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 20, 2002)
- 160: Coniraya (Dec 20, 2002)
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