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Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 9, 2002
it *is* a very well balanced diet, you know? 
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Hati Posted Dec 9, 2002
Well, I hope you are a well balanced man too. 
I wouldn't like to fall down, you see...
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 9, 2002
...*awakens with a smile on her face...must have been another George Clooney dream or sumthin'...hops off the ledge...lands in a bucket of chicken soup...
...annoying the chickens and wetting her feet...*
I'll have a few of those Pierce
Thank you, most of you, for the birthday greetings on my E-mail thingie. 
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(anyone still confuese-a-lated about my E-mail outta' jussss E me at my fanmail acct: [email protected]
...sorry 'bout all the confuse-a-lation an' stuff)
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Hati...I wouldn't lean onTHAT side of Pierce, if I were you, which I ain't. But that's the side with the wooden leg and if I remember correctly, which I probably don't, thasss the last one. 
Ifin' he snaps that one, I'll have ta' hoist him on my back and off to the carpenter's to have a couple new ones made.
And, you know, that eye patch is really a micro-digital camera. 
...*waves in a Royal-like manner...*You may form a single line for Birthday kisses. 
...*has roses and color coded cashmer sweaters for everyone in the Pub...name tags sewn into the sleave of the right arm...* 
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Hati Posted Dec 9, 2002
Pan
Well, you see, I kinda count on the fack that the wooden leg usually don't get so drunk as the regular one. 
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Hati Posted Dec 9, 2002
Pan
Well, you see, I kinda count on the fack that the wooden leg usually don't get so drunk as the regular one.
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 9, 2002
Hati...I can see, you've no idea about the ...what's a matter Pierce?!? Afraid I'll tell Hati about your wooden leg, now that she and I are kissin' cusins an' all? 
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 10, 2002
Ooooo yezzz...'tis 'The Secret' he'd be wantin' me ta' keep an' all.sess ...*whispers to Hati...*perhaps a tumbler of rum or two would loosen my lips.
Not fer kissin' either...*eyes Hati up & down...*Not that yer not a fetchin' pretty gal.And I have been at sea a long type with types like you...
but I'm strictly a four or five man woman. What was the question?
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Dec 10, 2002
indeed, what was the question. You could write a book on it
I'll give you your present later if thats ok Pan
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Just Another Number Posted Dec 10, 2002
Happy birthday, Pan!
I gave you your prezzie over at The Still in the Swamp. I just came over here for a snog!!! Heh-heh!
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Hati Posted Dec 10, 2002
<-- woollen socks, those can save the world, I believe.
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Researcher 185550 Posted Dec 10, 2002
The future's bright; the future's woolen.
Doesn't have quite the same zing, though.
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Dec 11, 2002
not unless you are a 
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Wrinkled Rocker Posted Dec 11, 2002
Wozzamatta? 
Izzit Pan's burfday? 
Havvahappyday!
*pours a celebratory 
*
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Dec 11, 2002
*Struggles out from under the 
covered in tinsel. Hurries into the kitchen where much crashing and banging of pots and whirring of mixmaster, and slamming of oven door, and popping of corks can be heard.... She comes out again bearing gifts and food and drink....*
Happy Birthday Sister 
!! 
I hope you like your ! I got you a year's enrollment in the poshest health and beauty spa in the world. George Clooney is a regular there and your room is right next to his! The daily massage is done by your personal masseur, Sven. 
By an amazing stroke of I have conveniently relocated the spa to our own back alley.... Just step outside and enjoy...
Love you! Happy Birthday!!! 
Yay!!!
did I say that???
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Kes Posted Dec 11, 2002
I think Pan will like the 24-hour masseur service. He's ready Sven-ever she wants a massage.
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Crossed Purposes: December 2002
- 81: Hati (Dec 9, 2002)
- 82: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 9, 2002)
- 83: Hati (Dec 9, 2002)
- 84: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 9, 2002)
- 85: Hati (Dec 9, 2002)
- 86: Hati (Dec 9, 2002)
- 87: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 9, 2002)
- 88: Hati (Dec 9, 2002)
- 89: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 10, 2002)
- 90: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Dec 10, 2002)
- 91: Researcher 185550 (Dec 10, 2002)
- 92: Just Another Number (Dec 10, 2002)
- 93: Researcher 185550 (Dec 10, 2002)
- 94: Hati (Dec 10, 2002)
- 95: Researcher 185550 (Dec 10, 2002)
- 96: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Dec 11, 2002)
- 97: Hati (Dec 11, 2002)
- 98: Wrinkled Rocker (Dec 11, 2002)
- 99: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Dec 11, 2002)
- 100: Kes (Dec 11, 2002)
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