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Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Hati Posted Dec 3, 2002
And I'll be happy to see those nice young Men in their clean white coats and They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
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Researcher 185550 Posted Dec 3, 2002
MAD! THEY TOLD ME I WAS MAD! BUT I'LL SHOW THEM! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL! EE-HEE, EE- HA, etc etc.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 3, 2002
all in your own time, sweet hati 
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Researcher 185550 Posted Dec 3, 2002
And me? Do I get taken away immediately? You'll have to catch me first.
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Dec 4, 2002
you're pretty safe from me if you are more than 2 steps away from the bar 
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Researcher 185550 Posted Dec 4, 2002
Ooh, that's a tough choice. I think I'll stay at the bar and take my chances.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 4, 2002
:: refills hatis 
:: 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 5, 2002
BEEP:::BEEP:::BEEP:::BEEP...* a ChippenDale Dance 
backs into the alley with the *special* order Christmas tree strapped onto the top of it...Pan, now all squeeky clean, wearing a Mrs. Claus mini skirt, fur trimed tube top and fur rimmed red 'Santa' hat...still barefooted...rushes from the loo to open the door so the Chippies can bring in this year's tree...after a great deal of struggeling and swearing the Chippies finally get the tree into the EXTRA large stand that Pandora bought for last year's tree..* 
....Oooooo...will ya' lookie there! It's already got most of the decorations on it! ...*on closer inspection everyone notices that the decorations are made of Euro money...*
I think this is gonna' be the bestest tree yet! I had it brought in ALLL the way from Norway!
I jusss love that tree. 
I'm parched...*goes to open yet another bottle of bourbon...whilst singing something about a parched Pan in a pear tree...*
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Wrinkled Rocker Posted Dec 5, 2002
*ignores scantly clad male forms around the fake fir tree*
Mrs. Claus? 
I always thought that Santa's wife was Mary Christmas!
Ok now, which of you Northern Hemispericals sent European drizzle down to obscure my Southern Hemispherical eclipse? 
*mumbles incoherently into *
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Coniraya Posted Dec 5, 2002
*falls through the door of the new thread*
I finally made it, I had to elbow my way through Crimble shoppers 6 deep. I haven't started mine yet, I leave it until the last weekend before Crimble when all the shops are half empty because everyone else has done theirs
I wish those squirrels would hide their nuts somewhere else other than in my lawn 
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 5, 2002
why would anybody hide his nuts in your lawn 
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Just Another Number Posted Dec 5, 2002
Where did all these Naked Men come from??? 
Last thing I remember was Pan giving me this phone number and asking me to arrange for some antique furniture to be delivered...
Yes... I've got the invoice here, twenty Chippendales - finely turned, without upholstery. 
I thought she was ordering the dining suite for Christmas Dinner!
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Dec 6, 2002
Excuse me Chippendales, i believe there is a gay bar 100 metres up the road.
*Chippendales stampede for the door and are last seen running at close to world record speed for the 100 metres*
There. Thats much better
Crossed Purposes: December 2002
Coniraya Posted Dec 6, 2002
JAN, how about some Heppelwhites instead?
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Researcher 185550 Posted Dec 6, 2002
What are Hepplewhites? These would be the upholstery for the Chippendales, maybe?
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Crossed Purposes: December 2002
- 21: Hati (Dec 3, 2002)
- 22: Researcher 185550 (Dec 3, 2002)
- 23: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 3, 2002)
- 24: Hati (Dec 3, 2002)
- 25: Researcher 185550 (Dec 3, 2002)
- 26: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Dec 4, 2002)
- 27: Researcher 185550 (Dec 4, 2002)
- 28: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 4, 2002)
- 29: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 5, 2002)
- 30: Wrinkled Rocker (Dec 5, 2002)
- 31: Coniraya (Dec 5, 2002)
- 32: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 5, 2002)
- 33: Just Another Number (Dec 5, 2002)
- 34: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Dec 6, 2002)
- 35: Hati (Dec 6, 2002)
- 36: Researcher 185550 (Dec 6, 2002)
- 37: Coniraya (Dec 6, 2002)
- 38: Researcher 185550 (Dec 6, 2002)
- 39: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 6, 2002)
- 40: Researcher 185550 (Dec 6, 2002)
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