h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm not a hostage ... ::: wipes nose with a tissue :::

* wonders if he has been taking off the roster for not having had a link for the musehome on his page for a long time *

He he he... those cats...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A627121

I'm a hostage of Muse Loving, baby!!! YEAH!!!

Quick Cap!! Start staring them in the eye, like Artenshiur said!!

*stares *

flits around, sliming members of artenshiur's army, stopping them from shooting the ACF army.
Phases through the helecopters, attempting to short-circuit them. cheerfully as she works.

Ewwwww.....

::Aeolous, the god of the winds, blows away all the slime::

but not the stuff inside the machinery...or the musehome walls. a big gob of ectoplasm previously deposited during the occupation ozzes out of the cieling, headed directly for the muse mother's head...

*Freya growls in anger and throws the ectoplasm out of phaze with a blast from his nuetrino cannon. The ectoplasm vaporizes back into the ethereal plain inches from the muse mother's head. Freya steps up to a window and trains his cannon on ramblin.*

[Freya] i would ask you to stop that now...... this may not kill you, but it will hurt more than you can imagine.....

that's not me, bud, that's just a little thing called gravity. I slimed the building in posts 19-33. It's just now starting to fall.
but, hay, you do what you gotta.

tally-ho!

*UH procedes to dive bomb some random people in his pup. well, you have to enter into the spirit of things, ya know*

UH! I'm hurt

D

Uncle Whatever (Cuddles? Heavy? Snoopy?),
shouln't you be dropping

instead of bombs?
Or, if you're still Heavy, how are you able
to fly?

So many questions, so little time....

listen chaps, dont confuse the issue with difficult questions, what? its nothing personal, but ive always been a little partial to a bit of violence, what?

* s Cuddle a bit violently *

*twirls mustache and waves to Uncle and rambling from foxhole*

*switches on megaphone*

SQQUUEEEEEEEEELLLL .... curse the bludy thing. *sigh* why oh why can you never get good quality stuff that works around here ... errr OK here's the deal. Firstly we will return all hostages immediately as a sign of good faith.

~releases hostages~

In return we will agree to Artenshiurs offer of the unenchantable Shiurhud army to fight on the side of the ACF [precise duration to be agreed by seperate agreement between the parties].

In respect of Dragonflys overt and covert support for the Cat cause we invite her to stay at our 5 facility at A626654 for _one night_ as a sign of her good faith not to continue these activities.

If these conditions are complied with then for our part we will declare the Musehome a neutral area in perpetuity. This agreement will allow all parties involved in this affair to withdraw with honour intact.

damn this cheesecake was good - we'll miss it

Artenshiur - if you concur please report to A601174 for briefing and mission orders.

Dragonfly - if you concur we will await your presence at A626654.

*click*

roger red dog old fruity...to where should i return?
gissa URL where the dogs meet

*picks up radio*

kkkkkkkkssshhhhhh ..... Roger Doger and what-ho uncle-cuddles old chap. Maintain position please until the bacon is delivered. We might still need you to drop some tenpenny ones in the custard. Watch out for a bunch of banana`s on the ceiling - can`t trust bally cats what !

If all goes well we`ll RV back at A616844 to getthe cabbage crates refuelled, rearmed and mustaches re-waxing *twirls*.

New mission orders will be provided depending on ceasation of hostilities at the Musehome. Jolly jolly good.

Pip Pip !

*scowls at Red Dog*

You hurt my Sgt, you poo poo butt!!!

All we were doing was DEFENDING ourselves...!!!

I wanted to negotiate and I agreed to stop helping out the Cat Cause inexchange for peace at the Musehome, but you continued your voilence, and you KNOW it!!!

And the roof of the Musehome was shielded by a rainbow, I'll have you know, so the slime thing is improbable.

Finally, I'm technically NOT involved in this war... I'm just defending my home, so with that logic, the continuity law or whatever you wish to call it in this case is null and void for me, so I can simply snap all of you forces out of the Musehome...

Having done that, I can calmly pull away from all the politics of this war and no longer give anything to the Cat Cause... I feel no need to sleep with you dirty dogs for one night, or for any duration of time!!!

I DO appreciate the return of my muses. Don't get me wrong. Thank you. But this sign of goodwill comes a bit too late, when you first surrounded the Musehome, which is an edifice having NOTHING to do with my individual actions!!! Furthermore, you took some of my muses hostage, and they all seem to have messy hair and terribly torn up togas.

You leave this property and I will withdraw my support of the Cat Cause as soon as you pay the price for toga repair. I am sure you will find that the bill will not cost you much more than housing me for one night.

And I know how to fix that squeak in the bullhorn too... If I fix that for you first, will you leave!??