h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

<> *emits an electronic hiss* That ghoul is around here somewhere....

[Freya] Activate the Null-Ethereal Generators....

<> I already did.

[Freya] Then stop spooning at me about it....

having sealed the defenses shut, goes searching for any portals that may give the enemy access to the building. Comes across a cute kitty calendar,and, shuddering, slimes it. Still looking for backdoors,trapdoors,ect. to seal them, in an attempt to keep the hostages from being rescued.

[oc] what's the range of the null-etheral generators?[oc]
stops to plug ears.

Um, I thought Apollo was the Moon God, not
the Sun God. Hyperion would be the Sun.

Chocolate boxes with cats on them don't
exactly qualify as real cats, now do they?
How about catfish, then? Catbirds?
Cat-o'-nine-tails? How far do you wish to
push your current obsession?

Are the cats at H2G2 theatening your food
supply? Or is it a self-esteem issue?
Cats get more exposure, in nicknames
for instance. If you dog-supporters really
want to compete, why don't you highlight
your dog sympathies in your nicknames?
Leave the Musehome out of it, as this is
supposed to be neutral territory.

watch out, people, he's trying Psychological Warfare. he's using ::shudder:: logic and reason!

Flits around the nether regions waiting for word on the range of the nether nullifying thingy.

Oh man! All this fur flying around! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO!

::hands Shea and :: hi!

LISTEN!!! STOP picking on the Musehome!!! It's me you want, not all the innocent(::snicker: muses!!!

I think this whole war is stupid, even as I love cats and think little of dogs!!! People can have their opinion!!!

Thanks, eR! *sips * ACHOO!

::members of the Anti-Cat Federation are coated in Shea's snot::

Oops ... sorry ... how embarrasing ... it keeps the dander down, though!

aaah! gasp, stagger, sir, I'm hit!!

Well, you know that would've never happened if RedDog hadn't INSISTED on this SILLY SILLY unnecessary invasion!!!

::chocolate milk falls from the ceiling and wipes out the army of Anti-Cat Feds, pushing them far away from the Musehome, while refreshing the muses and startling, but energising any cats...::

Chocolate milk rain! YAY!!!™

Ghost> fleeing,
OOps, I must have forgotten to slime that mechanism.
Oh, well, ::postures::
"We'll Be Back! (sputter, cough)"
chocklate-covered ghost vainishes with a wet 'splosh'ing sound.
"Great, now I gotta have the sheet dry-cleaned."

It makes everything so nice, doesn't it!?? Look!!! No more poopy puppy lovers!!!

::considers handing herself over so that no more harm can be done to the Musehome or the muses...::

don't do it, D! that's what they want!

yay! *dances in chocolate milk rainstorm*

*Hermes appears to D'Fly* The god Apollo says that handing yourself over to the ACF is the only proper way of solving this situation. Otherwise, innocent muses might be taken captive!

p.s. Apollo was indeed the Sun God (though Hyperion was also a Sun God--he was a lesser god that more or less guided the sun through the heavens)... this is largely due to the "evolution of Greek gods" , resulting in Apollo being the Archer god, the god of sickness and of healing, the god of Music, the god of Truth, and many others

[ooc] the null-ethereal generators simply protect Xai's circutry from you..... no worries ramblin

~an ACF Navy helicopter lands, and out hops Admiral RedFish in full dress uniform and an angry look on his face~

Attacking the MUSEHOME? I never signed up for this!

~takes a cheescake launcher and stands by the MuseMother and the cat supporters~

I dont like having to do this RedDog but my other home is a musehome!