h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sea looks proud that the cat cause is winning - for once - but is quite shocked that she and a member of CHOPPERS are on the same side of the conflict*

Roight, I'll get down to arresting you as soon as this thing is over, yes?

*Thinks about what dogs really, really, really don't like... Fires a shot from his rifle that covers the dogs in lathered soap, and then he hoses them down. He uses his rifle's super-blow-dry function to dry the dogs before they have a chance to shake off*

Take THAT!

Not BEG, WALK, the poor things get sooooo frustrated when asked to walk, and nothing happens

*Hermes appears to Dragonfly again*

The God Apollo regrets to inform you that, due to circumstances, he has taken Cleo hostage. Cleo is in hiding on H2G2 and will be until this conflict is resolved. Once again, he urges the musemother to agree to the previous terms set forth.
*Hermes disappears*

By the Way... who said you could have the greek soldiers back?

* appears in a largish luminous green van with a flashing purple light on the roof and "h2g2 Duck Dance Team" on the side *

What in the universe is going on here?

(I don't recall not having my soldiers, thank you....!!!)

HIya MaW!!!

*walks up to Apollo*

*grabs him by the scruff of the neck*

*holds fist aggressively*

WHERE IS MY CAT?!?!?

Relieved to see that all the catnip has been washed off, directs the trooping parrots to dive bomb all the Deweys with cat-off.
bye bye, kitty. puts up psychic shields. Whispers a few choice words from the necronomicon...
The ectoplasm, waiting under the floors,and inside the walls, sewers and toilets of the musehome animate! The ghosts of all the creatures that cats have eaten begin to invade the musehome...
(BTW, unless the rainbow actually IS the cieling, then a small gap exists between the two, and ectoplasm can get in.)
Stashes the Book in a safe place.Floats up to short circuit the anti-dog helecopters with electromagnetic surges and ectoplasmic residue...

*contemplates dog murder*

What's this about a book!??

I'm surprised you ignorant pup-petters would want to have ANYTHING to do with a book!!!

*looks arond from Apollo*

What book?

...Do you even know how to read one!??

::Sgt and D look and each other and laugh::

D, I think it may be a good idea to give in now. The terms seem rather acceptable to me. The Shiurhud are willing to aid the ACF if they promise to leave the Musehome alone. All you have to do is say you won't help the cats.

I WANT MY CAT!!

*shakes Apollo again*

yawn.
::ghosts begin to close in on the inhabitants of the muse home.
all attack aircraft of the anti dog forces are sgrounded pending repairs. ::
how about this...Red dog calls off the attack, muse mom resurrects the dogs her interference killed, ghost cleans up the musehome, musemom withdraws all support and disarms all of the weapons she gave to the cats. red dog pays for half the toga repairs, muse mom drops in at the dog house for tea.
::the dead greek soldiers begin to rise...in service to Apollo.::

*glares viciously*

Why the shouldn't Dragonfly support the cats?

Enough of that. Friends! Begin Antinecromancy!

*A deep, haunting chant rises from the ranks of the unenchantable Shiurhud. The risen soldiers begin to return to deadness.*

We work well, don't we? Once again, D, the terms seem acceptable. I'd go for it. It's your decision, though.

*Continues nibbling at hat.*

The Shiurhud don't like to have to perform Antinecromancy. It's quite depressing to re-kill people.

Don't do it, D!