h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

whoa this brew is good stuff, i heard you in the distance and now your here?

*half asleep she reaches out to touch the bird*

Fly true and fair Blackhood...

Good night Ben have a good one *Steps in the car and drives up to the castle*
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*Pulls up to the caslte where someone is waiting to drive the car away to the garage, are you ok to walk lil or would you like me to carry you, remember to keep that necklace safe.

thank you good lady, he will. sire when do you want to deal with the animals?

i think i should probably stop drinking this stuff, *throws bottle over shoulder*

*Now speaking on his car radio to Bens he says \/Deal with the animals?\/ Whatever you mean it will be done tommorow

I can walk Sire. I would be grateful for an escort.. those stairs can be very steep when one is feeling very sleepy..

Would you like a drink?

Ok but a quick one, we shall take it in your apartment before i head up to mine.

sire? where are you? ive gone blind! how did you...? what? i think i need to go to bed...

*Lil nods and leads the way to her apartment*

*Your radio, he says getting out the car *He looks into his video link on his car* Its next to your drink on the ground. Now goodnight * He gets out the car and escorts lil to her quarters.

the what? where? this old thing? i thought it was a plate. um goodnight sire, goodlady...um what do i press to work this thing? hello? hello? oh stuff it! *kicks radio in anger*

*starts reading his old war journal* oh "father"!, i wish you were with me now, i still wear your medallion round my wrist...i will..i will never take it off...look after yourself where ever you are....* starts to weep, blackhood hops onto bens shoulder and gently pecks his ear*

*searchs for the bottle finds it and proceeds to get totally drunk*

*with a roar of massive engines black leopard pulls his sleek black sports car into the road running through the grounds*

this should be fun

*races off into the grounds, still keeping watch for the mysterious being that he thinks is hiding in there*

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*rolls over and groans* what happened here? *looks over at empty bottle* oh...that explains eveything...*passes out again*

*Goes for a walk, Thinks /the kingdom is very quiet today/ takes a seatnear the steps of the castle at a fountain. /it is a lovely day today i always dress wrongly for these occasions/

*rolls over and groans, notices king paul* oh no, i hope he hasnt noticed me! *slowly gets up, wobbles about and starts to stumble towards the king*

*Looks over and helps benjahv kepp his balance* Rough night Ben?

SIRE! sire?..