h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you are very understanding sire, i believe i can eat meat and fully accept that one day i maybe a larger creatures meal. i also believe in the circle of life. thank you for understanding sire. *bows*

He gives ben and lil a big smile and says* Im not a bad king am i? You are both wonderful at what you do, and ben dont worry you havent done anything wrong yet, and im not likely to give you any more than a stern warning as long as you stay honest with me. You are all my friends dont forget that *He smiled again, and looks at lil longingly*

thank you sire. yes you are a wonderful king, taking me in even after knowing about my past life, i will be forever grateful.

*Lil feels like she is drowning in his deep blue eyes*

Yes Sire </>

*Takes lils hand, again so that noone notices*

* do you mind if i smoke sire, goodlady?

As much as i dissaprove, no i do not mind Ben, as long as you blow it away from the dear lady and I

*She blushes as he holds her hand gently.. *

*She hears Ben say something.. but is not aware of what he is saying.. She can only hear the blood pounding through her head as she watches Paul caressing her hand*

thank you sire, *expertly rolls himself a cigarette* *stands down wind from them*

he then moved his hand to her back and runs it slowly and gently up and down her back

*She blushes as a shiver goes down her spine*

*sees lady lil blush, then sees the king smile* < oh right, the rumours..> lady lil are you okay?

*coughs*..

Yes.. Yes.. I am fine thank you Ben.. *she smiles at him warmly*

good, it is rather warm out tonight isnt it?

*coughs again*


Very much so, Ben..

*She can feel the Kings hand on the small of her back and suddenly sits up straighter*

*Ahem*... are the summers very hot here?

i am so sorry good lady, i did not realise the wind had changed please forgive me! *stubs out cigarette* im sorry

*Lil blushes, but cannot tell Ben why she needed to cough.. that his King was giving her shivers down her spine*


I am fine Ben..please, don't worry about it..

thank you lady lil, *looks nervous* um perhaps you should take your bird inside to settle in? she shall soon be waking up... of course that is only a sugestion m,lady.

Oh.. then perhaps we should take her indoors.. Sire, I know you have business of State today. I will take your leave Sire.. *curtsies*


Ben.. will you please come to my quarters and explain how I am to look after such and exquisite bird?

um.... yes m,lady i think i could do that....sire?......how does he do that?