h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*swings lure around in the air* hup! hup! HUP! *blackhood the falcon swoops down and catches the bloody meat in the air* good boy blackhood. i wonder where the mews are?. come on blackhood *blackhood hops onto the worn leather gauntlet*

*hears and smells signs of cooking* come on blackhood lets see if we can get you some titbits from the kitchens.

*whistles blackhood* *a magnificant sillouete appears on the horizan* there he is sire, goodlady. *points towards blackhood*

Thats a goodlooking bird, thats why hunting was banned in these parts hundreds of years ago.

*stares intently at the small speck as it grows larger and flies direcly towards them*

thank you sire. *spins lure* please stand back sire,goodlady i do not wish to spray your fine garments with blood. hup! hup HUP! *blackhood dramaticly swoops down* stop showing off blackhood!

Takes a binbag out of his pocket and puts it over his head.

*steps behind the King*

Sire.. I know of no one from Restite in my family records </>

this might help

I promise i will tell you later its nothing too scary don't worry, Senhorita

sire do you wish to hold blackhood? *whispers somthing to blackhood*

Ok sticks his hand out

*holds her breath as she watches the bird being handed to the King*


H hhhow tame is it?

*gives king spare gauntlet* blackhood this is the king, *taps kings gauntlet* go on then blackhood its alright. *blackhood cautiously jumps onto kings gauntlet* how does he feel sire?

*blackhood begins to look nervous* shhh its alright *hands king titbit* this should settle him down sire.

*Lil realises the rustling from her dress might be upsetting the bird and she steps back to the steps of the castle doorway*

*blackhood flaps wings and takes off* where are you going? *blackhood disappears into the distance* sorry sire, hes only very young um...