h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No sir.. I shall be honoured to call you Steer *smiles softly*


I am walking into the town, would you care to escort me?

:starts to join her glaning at his pocketwatch he relizes that he is late to meet with a friend of his:

regretfuly i must decline but if my schedual allows i will catch up with you later perhaps. and if not i will see you at dinner

:bows:

good day M'lady

Good day Steer.. and many thanks for your kindness ..

*She stands for a few moments watching him walk back to the castle*

::tip toes up to the castle steps after visiting the pub (he thinks it said steve's or something like that) he relizes just how he is. slowly he forges up the giant steps.. pushing his very body to the point of vertigo, almost falling upon himself many times before he could acheive his goal finaly he reaches the crest of his endevors placing a foot upon the step:

ONE!

:looking up a bit concerned:

now fer da resht of dem!

:the quest starts knowing he must be there for dinner:

*Taking A detour through the woods arrives at the castle*

::finaly arriving to the castle he had gaine some composure and proceded to enter the castle. he reaches into his case of vials and flasks to fish out his jesters costume... though he still wore the customary hat and staff his routine was more of a comic on stage he also planed and orgnized events with the cooks and handled other forms of entertainment. this was his truest Alchemy the art of making others laugh seeing the king he bowed his best bow.. the hat slipping to the floor as he went to fetch it it simply slid by his hand after a short but exsausting chase he finaly caught it and with much scorn and anger replaced it on his head.::

g'day sire!

Well good evening my trusty Jester, how are we this evening?

*Lil enters the castle gateway and once more the soldiers seem to find something amusing and they give her a biggrin*

*This almost makes her drop the bundle of cloth she bought from the market*

:the scent of gin lingering on his breath he smiled a bit flusterd but in good humor:

i am well been looking about a bit sire. man i need to get out of the tower lab more all kinds of things happening in our little community!

did you see that place :scratches head the bells on his hat tinkle a bit: what was it big steve's big place of big food? no thats not it... um.... steve is big and need big games? no.... thats not it either. well *hic* 'scuse me sire... what ever it was it was big. my lord must check it out once.

I have been there, it is an obligation as i own every inch of land, I grant planning permision. Have a good evening, I'll hopefully see you at the dinner table.

*Sees lady lil in the distance and decides to wait for her to get to the castle door*

*Just inside the grounds Lil sees the King and the Jester Steer talking together.. should she boldly walk towards them, or.. should she just stay out of the way of the King.. ??*

*The king sees lil approaching* Over here miss lil, are you hungry? The jester is here tonight to perform.

*she nods her head shyly*

I need to change for dinner Sire

Yes i shall be busy for a little while myself, I shall see you there later?

:looks to lil a deadpan expression on his face:

why change we like you the way you are... i mean you are very kind and... and...

:looks to them and the funny expressions:

not that kind of change huh?

*laughs happily*

Noooo Steer.. not that kind of change.. *giggles*



*Still laughing she makes for her quarters to change for dinner*

*Heads into the castle*

::shakes head::

smooth mate.

:relizes he is starting to sound like the rest of them shrugs and moves to the dinning hall he checks with the musicians about tonights selections confers with the cook on times of the meals and contigancy plans if the kind decides to change the venue (which he does from time to time) and sorting out his skits for the evening. he leans back finaly satisfied with tonight and leans back in the chair:

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I still don't know what caught my attention, arm feels fine now though



Right, first i'll fix the dummies.




I'll cut that to shreds later.



I can remember when we had trainees to do all this. I remember when we were the trainees doing it.



I think i better go grab breakfast.