Who am I and why do I have this bottle of Gin?

Hello stiffdrink Well not much to say realy i am a simple man who likes complex drinks! bubbly i am also fond of plain drinks ale and well just drinks in general. devil Much like my hero Ford Perfect i hope to report on more of the backwater, hole in the wall, podunk, hickish places so you wont have too... not much else to say more will come later. later Froods! cheers

________________________________________________________________________

Steer Pike

-Restite State Alchemist
-Restite Court Jester

Restite Info and History:
Steerpike was born to his parents in the Restite Kingdom. His mother, Turn Pike was a native Restite and a powerful alchemist for the state military and private sectors. Steer's father, Salas, came from the United States to serve as the kings Jester. His father and mother fell in love shortly after meeting and small wedding followed. Salas took the name of the Pike family and lived in the service of the king. Steer was born a year later.
Steer was left orphaned after his father and mother were killed in a powerful rebound, an alchemic miscalculation that leads to disastrous results backfiring on the alchemist, Steer was taught “the art” by the “old lady” in the kingdom. Never knowing her name, he called her “Sensei” and studied human psychology and the Art from her. Wishing to follow both his parents’ paths he took the job as jester and restored the family lighthouse to pursue his research. During a short hiatus in his education he was called into military service and developed the State Alchemists Military, SAM, to augment the flying pig armies and the knights of the octagonal table. Code name: “Seismic Alchemist” he trained 10 others in the Arts and alchemic combat. His appearance on the battle field has always lead to an immediate cease fire and end of hostilities, none wish to face a power that controls the very ground they stand on.
Steerpike’s research facility is his life… though he serves as entertainment director (AKA: jester) he has of late expressed interest in passing this duty onto another in the kingdom. His Art has become his all consuming passion!

Steer’s Alchemy:
As the seismic alchemist, Steer uses “Instantaneous Transmutation theorem” to achieve his Art. Keeping papers etched with variable transmutation circles and his signature gloves (also etched with what he playfuly calls his "landslide glyph") he can produce alchemic results with a minimum of prerequisites at hand, and in a fraction of the time most others need. Typically seen in his mundane garb, in times of special guests and festivals he dresses in a modified military uniform unique to the SAM officers. (All SAMs start as majors in the military and are given a signet ring with a Chimera gem set into it) his three most potent attacks are called “Seismic Gun”, “Seismic Cannon”, and “Seismic Array” all of which do not kill but cause the gravity in a given area to fluctuate to his will. All are of a varying degree with Array being a multi-targeting version of the others. Steer has never used them in combat!

Vital Stats:
age: 26
hight: 5'10"
weight: 165
eye color: blue green
hair color: dusky blond/brown
distinguishing features: a tattoo of the flammel cross on his right bicept, large scar across back from injury in parents fatal rebound. glasses, Steer is nearsighted, Steer is only half Restite and so can only enter the Other Dimension for limited time, martini in hand.
known relatives: none, Steer is the last of his line
marital status: single
children: adopted daughter Serena Rollins-Pike
mother: Turn Pike (deceased)
father: Salas Pike (deceaced)

“To attain, humanity must offer something to sacrifice in trade. This is Equivalent Exchange... Alchemy’s fundamental principal. In my youth I knew that to be the worlds one and only truth!” - Steerpike, Lectures at Restite University

Subscriptions

Title Status

Created
 

This user has no Entry subscriptions

See all Subscriptions

Steerpike369

Researcher U1522081

Disclaimer

h2g2 is created by h2g2's users, who are members of the public. The views expressed are theirs and unless specifically stated are not those of Not Panicking Ltd. If you consider any Entry to be in breach of the site's House Rules, please register a complaint. For any other comments, please visit the Feedback page.

Write an Entry

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."

Write an entry
Read more

Bookmarks

This user has no Bookmarks

See all Bookmarks