h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*walks out in commando armour and heads for steve*

whats going on?

After the General and I managed to escape from South Beach, I sent Special Forces Team 10 in to survey the area. They laid low for two weeks and then requested a fast extraction after the video feeds went dead. I went in ahead of the extraction to see if the team where alright. They'ed had to break cover quick but hadn't been comprised, I rode back and they were extracted late last night leaving a few cameras hidden along the coast line. We are about to debrief the team now. I wwant to know what happened out there.

good. bring them to the octagonal table for debriefing

*leaves*

Yes sir.
*gives mock salute to Black Leopards back*
*Turns to the Chief Deck Officer*

You heard Black Leopard, Have the Debrief moved to the Octagonal Table. Have it set up for 1200Hrs.

*Sir Big Steve leaves for the Octagonal Table*

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*Lil is fuming. Once more the King has just vanished on her*

.. Why am I still here? What does he want me for?

....He says he wants us to marry, yet I see less of him now, than ever before!

Jeeesh.. I see more of Sir Steve these days than I do my future husband! </>

*She kicks pebbles from under her feet*

*Sir Big Steve flies out the door and into the grounds sword raised looking about himself. He spots the Lady Lil and bows.*

My lady, A body just flew past the window of the knights table. Did you happen to see anything?

I know who I would like to have been.. </>


..eeerrm.. No.. I wasn't aware of anything untoward..

*Lil looks back towards the castle*

Surely some of the guards would have noticed if a body was falling?

*She frowns* .. Does this mean I have to go back inside.. for safekeeping?

The king appears behind lady lil with flowers and a kiss on the cheek, he holds her from behind* I'm sorry there was a problem at the UN are you ok?

*there is the sound of singing, very badly out of tune, coming from behind a bush. bl staggers out*

I could of SPREAD my wings and done a THOUSAND spins YEAH BABY! get it on *hic* heeeheeheee *sniggers and drunkenly swaggers over to paol*

HIIIIIIII!!! huh! haaheehaahee! and HOW is your days going, SIR *hic* nahahahananananahaa BANANAS!! Wooooo!

....NOW there was SOmethIng, ....very important, VERY...... but i...... cant... REMEMBER!!!! heeeheee *hic* have a drink bozo *collapses at the kings feet*

"Hmm " The king says stepping over the drunken knight. "Thats the problem with peace, it gets so boring in the kindom"

The king walks around looking for any sign of his subjects.

*lil is sitting on the step to the castle walls*

*She is cleaning and oiling her sword*

*Absent-mindedly, Sir Big Steve walks around the ground tossing his sword in the air and catching the pommel as it spins past, This looks dangerous if you didn't have the knights eye or speed of movement. Certainly, the perfectly waited sword is describing a careful ark with Steve not watching it's path.*

The king somehow manages not to notice both of them and walks on

*As the day gets warmer, lil is thankful she is sitting in the shadows, on the cool stone of the steps.*

The king walks up behind lil and kisses her, he then dissapears saying, we should get married in the Autumn